Had a bloke doing a presentation on fraud
in the office the other day. He pulled up a map asking if we could see some patterns to the fraud. We said "inner city, low emplyment blah, blah" he said "No, IMMIGRANTS". FFS.

While we were choking on our coffees he assisted his cause by saying "Not just Asians, it's the Polish too!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What an idiot.


Everyone knows it's the fucking Nigerians, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I AM A PRINCE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

AH AM TRENNING TO BE AH NUSS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

fucking funny

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I KNEW IT!
Take your fucking purple rain and your gay-shaped guitar and shove 'em up your arse, if your head doesn't present too much of an obstruction.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

It's been seven hours & fifteen days since U took your love away!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

"it's been
9 days, 8 hours, 40 minutes, 10 seconds since you called. i been so crazy i'm just about taking our picture off the wall."

which is perhaps fine until you get to the next bit.... "it's been 3 months over 100 days since you held my hand".... i think it might be time to MOVE THE FUCK ON WITH YOUR LIFE, LOVE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)