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Stuntman dies...Have you seen this yet?
www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23944696-human-cannonball-death-stuntman-only-had-job-for-one-week.do
Can I be the first to say that it's going to be really hard to find someone of the same caliber to replace him.
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Nah plenty of people would be in there like a shot(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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Fine and dandy thanks.Back in a little mo. I have to do some annoying work.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:47,
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There was no net-gain for the lad for died.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:04,
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My comment seems to have ignited your anger.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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It says Isle of Man.Which explains a lot.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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He was only 24I think taking the piss out of the death of the poor guy is disgusting, at the very least it's a cheap shot.
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I thought he was .22(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:05,
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sweets don't kill people, wrappers do.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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I thought you were above cheesy one-liners, Krizzle,I am saddened and disappointed in equal measures to discover I'm wrong. You should kraft something more worthwhile.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:26,
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I was going to get a rind to replying to this later, but I'm board so I'm doing it now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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now, now. Don't brie so critical.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:28,
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You're just being truckle-ulent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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Don't string me along**I looked up a list of US cheese on Wikipedia JUST FOR YOU.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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don't spray me with this drivel*I think it's pathetic that our cheeses consist of spray and string
although string is awesome and delicious
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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I don't think it's feta do that to a man of my age.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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I camembert any more of these puns.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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It's been a long morning, Monty.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:27,
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is it fucksome of these puns are brilliant
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:23,
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SOMETHING ABOUT CHEESE(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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Why would you remind me? :((
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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Oh I don't know. At his last gig he bombed pretty badly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:10,
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Let's face it, being fired from a cannon is a fucking stupid thing to do.Which is why it is so great to watch.
They should do it to the Apprentice participants as Lord Sugar says "You're fired."
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:11,
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With the winner of the series being hoisted by a large crane.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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All sounds a little too 'Michael Lush' for my liking.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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Usually takes a crane to get it out./probably won't get that reference.
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Old internet jokecdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/084/388/original/1290461771943.png?1290560645
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We came to an understanding.I'm wrong about everything. I am much more cheerful though, thanks for asking.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:16,
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We are still going away to the Smithy B & B in Derbyshire in a couple of weeks.This should make sure that normal service is resumed.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:26,
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Well why didn't you do it sooner?It would have saved me great deal of trouble.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:27,
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I thought I did a blanket "you're all idiots" post a while back.I included everyone.
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You need to be more specific.Like telling me to do the washing up, even though I was told not to, would have been a help.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:33,
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you're smarter than meso you're probably right
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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Aye. The advertising process will be a terrible bore.If they don't find someone soon they'll be staring down the barrel and no mistake. Still, maybe a couple of prospective applicants are out there keeping their powder dry, eh? fucking hell this is a rubbish effort badger, have a look at yourself, eh? 15 years of education for this?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:26,
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You've not only let yourself down.You've let all the badgers down
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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You're both rubbish.And you call that a set? It's a sorry excuse for a home.
Badger baiting lols
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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Fail.Sett.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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with any luck he'll sett things right(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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I know.I'll have to live with the disappointment for ever.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:33,
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