I've only ever been on Omegle hammered,
people seem to lose interest when you say you're a guy or you're not horny.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what the fuck is Omegle?
Is it like chatroulette, only with less wanking?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

yeah text only

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

*LOL show us your tits*
*OK then .. ( . ) *

*that was only one though!*

*yeah, what, do you think I'm some kind of slut?*

I can see how that could be interesting ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

in my experience it goes
them: hi
me: hi
them: asl?
me: 29/m/uk
the other party has disconnected

or something like that anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

yep that's the one

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

The art of trolling
has some funny examples.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

can't be arsed with that
would rather go on damnyouautocorrect and laugh until the back of my head hurts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Some of those are very funny
In other news, someone please make me go and do my packing, or I'll never be ready for my big expedition tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

go and do your packing, or you'll never be ready for your big expedition tomorrow.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

i own a horse
etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

i tried it once after reading about it on here
the first guy was actually a b3tan and after a while i mentioned b3ta and he said "that's really weird because you remind me of this girl who posts on there called rachelswipe". this freaked us both out, but we do gaz occasionally now.

after that, i got nothing but horny turkish teenagers. i find the following response to the eternal A/S/L worked like a charm:

F
UK
YOU?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

that is pretty weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

he wasn't anyone i'd ever heard of, a bit of a lurker
but a nice guy. and happily married, so not even a creepy tit-gaz seeker.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

speaking of which
fairly sure you still owe me one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

i sent that last week
didn't you get it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

we all know you didn't send it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I got mine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

a photo of Al's corpulent chest doesn't count

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I always seem to get ASL as the first thing people type
but for every few wankers (literally) with no brains, I find I get one or two good conversations.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)