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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So looks like someone's been taking /qotw for fact
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/04/27/online_teens_not_dorks/

You lot spend all day online how cool are you?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:27, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
A virgin tech geek wrote this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I'm the coolest motherfucker around

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I'm The Rock is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)
*looks around*
I don't see Dwayne around here, so that puts me back at the top
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Such a shame that his real name is Dwayne
Would it have killed him to make his stage name Rocky?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
It's a statistical certainty someone cooler has fucked your mother.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
it seems unlikely
statistically, I'm very cool

I haven't fucked my own mother though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
are there any teens on qotw?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Are you cruising for a piece of ass?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
i like old men

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)
*licks eyebrow*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)
oh hallo dar

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
How old is "old"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I don't know, 55?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
And may I ask roughly how old you are?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
28

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Cool.
Specialist - I like it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I wouldn't say specialist
i've never actually slept with anyone that old
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Waiting until marriage?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
pfft no
most of them are married

i'm hardly mistress material
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Never say never.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
i didn't
i just said i'm hardly mistress material

i'd look horrible with bleached blonde hair
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Highlander lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Good spot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)
It's one of my favourite 'shit' films.
Along with 'The Running Man'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I love Killian in The Running Man

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I'm still waiting for the British remake of that..
..with Bruce Forsyth
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Highlander is one of those films I can watch whatever mood I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Totally.
Same with Starship Troopers for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
same here
although Starship Troopers isn't actually shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Agreed
I think its ace
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Other films with Clancy Brown are available.
I recommend Blue Steel for his hair alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Yes. Clancy Brown has certainly never appeared in a film regarded as a modern masterpiece by everyone who's seen it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I know people who don't like Shawshank

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
No, you know LIARS
but well done for knowing the film I had in mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I'm no liar. It bored me to tears.
Better prison films: Cool Hand Luke, Great Escape, Midnight Express, Scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I have to disagree with you
None of those films are better than The Shawshank Redemption, although The Great Escape pushes it close. Cool Hand Luke is a great film but, like Hud, something of a one-man show. I have scant regard for Midnight Express and Scum, once the shock factor has waned, has not aged well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Yes, but you think ballroom dancing isn't bent.
This does rather hamper anyone taking your other opinions seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
It's good to see that being very tired isn't limiting your originality

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
None of the films you've listed have Jacko in them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
You're really limiting yourself there mate
I know he was in The Wiz and obviously there's Moonwalker but I think that's it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
you'll find he is referring to Jacko from Brush Strokes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
THERE IS ONLY ONE JACKO
And that includes his numerous siblings
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
...AND HE WAS IN BRUSH STROKES.
Finally something we can agree on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I'm sure we've agreed on stuff in the past
Um...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
That's because Jacko would never get locked up.
He's way too smart for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
He'd just vomit his way out of the situation.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Cho man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
You've got too much of *that*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I agree with all these
bar Scum which I haven't seen
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Who's the Daddy!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
*puts snooker balls in a sock*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
*declines prison sex*

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Yeah right, like you would pass up an opportunity

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I think I would in prison

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Nah, you'd be chucking that soap all over the floor come shower time

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
what was your name a couple of minutes ago?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
It's been this since I started Posting

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
weird
I obviously had some kind of mental block
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
You silly haired spastic.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)

snooker
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
You do: me.
The film is dull and gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I think it's good
not because everyone else does though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
another joke i didn't get :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Lampers? Poppet? Applebite?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
really?
wow, certainly didn't know that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Dunno they might be 20 now or something

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
i like how you listed all girls
surely there's a boy here in his teens
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
BarryfromEastenders.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
His paedo story states 20

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
AA?
He's older I think.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Plus those munchy boxes add years to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
well, you're certainly asking the right stalking deviant.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)
*waves*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)
you're doing it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Sorry Kristine :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)
don't apologise to me, i'm just looking out for you
you don't want to get caught, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that knowing peoples ages isn't a crime,
in this country at least.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I didn't call you a stalker though

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
*tidals*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I am profoundly uncool
Except for when DJing, when apparently I am cool. This only happens once a month, though.

I'm like the anti-period.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
when's the girls aloud reunion tour?
we should go together
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)
That would be 'cool'.
About as cool as when my sister and mother went to see Tina Turner together.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
yeah, but we're closer in age than your mother and sister are
plus his hair is cool
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
No it is not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
you can't tell me what i like, old man

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
No, but I can tell you DF's hair is not cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
*smugs*
Cheers babe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I don't even like the term 'cool'
it seems so juvenile.
Your hair is...awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Cheers :-)
Remind me never to be mean to you, even in jest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
it's not that either
the word you are searching for is "awful"

glad to help
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
shut up shut up shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Shan't. 'Babe'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Anti-period?
That sounds awful. It's like if you were really disgusting and painful 23 days per month.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
That is a staggeringly accurate assesment

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
*cries at the thought*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I'm super cool
Or used to be, anyway. Now I'm married and boring and that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I'm quite cool for a 45 year old.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)
You certainly are.
I wouldn't have said you were that age.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
She's single you know

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Who the fuck doesn't?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/53273?q=single
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Your reply didn't make sense at first.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
did to me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)
He's a noob eint he

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
*Internet moves*
The worst sort of moves.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
You're safe.
I'm off B3tans. They smell.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I have outstanding personal hygiene.
You callin' me a student or summat?

I have shirt, tie, suit and aftershave on. *adults*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I don't suppose you look anything like Jeff Bridges?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Fat Jeff Bridges, sure.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Ooo! Gaz me : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I could be stretching the truth there.
I don't want to dash your hopes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
He's thinking of 'Geoff Capes', BGB.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
He's literally twice the man he used to be

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I is hip innit.
I have peircings and shit and I used to be a very naughty lady.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
What happened?
Why did you give it up?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Lack of interest.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)
only so naughty you can be on your own


too harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I am exceptionally cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
you are in good company

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Watashi wa kugoi desu

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I'm so cool I answered your question in Japanese

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
That's not cool, that's geeky.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Geek is the new cool

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I'm so cool I'm singlehandedly countering global warming
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I hate the name global warming
Since it ramped up we've had a succession of shit, inconsistent summers. I do appreciate why it's called that, but in Britain at least we should rename it global shitting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Well climate change is the term used now innit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I'm not cool.
I'm odd. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I wouldn't leave you in charge of any kids then

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
It's not kids you need to worry about.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I'm totally uncool and revel in it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Never

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
fo sho

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Like a pig in shit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
An eleven year old boy on Omegle once told me I was pretty cool for 37
I immediately felt like I was grooming him, and got a bit guilty. It probably didn't help matters that I told him he was pretty cool for eleven.

Conversely, I made a nice friend from an Omegle chat, and we even talk now on fb.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I've only ever been on Omegle hammered,
people seem to lose interest when you say you're a guy or you're not horny.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
what the fuck is Omegle?
Is it like chatroulette, only with less wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
yeah text only

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
*LOL show us your tits*
*OK then .. ( . ) *

*that was only one though!*

*yeah, what, do you think I'm some kind of slut?*

I can see how that could be interesting ...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
in my experience it goes
them: hi
me: hi
them: asl?
me: 29/m/uk
the other party has disconnected

or something like that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
yep that's the one

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
The art of trolling
has some funny examples.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
can't be arsed with that
would rather go on damnyouautocorrect and laugh until the back of my head hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Some of those are very funny
In other news, someone please make me go and do my packing, or I'll never be ready for my big expedition tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
go and do your packing, or you'll never be ready for your big expedition tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
i own a horse
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
i tried it once after reading about it on here
the first guy was actually a b3tan and after a while i mentioned b3ta and he said "that's really weird because you remind me of this girl who posts on there called rachelswipe". this freaked us both out, but we do gaz occasionally now.

after that, i got nothing but horny turkish teenagers. i find the following response to the eternal A/S/L worked like a charm:

F
UK
YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
that is pretty weird

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
he wasn't anyone i'd ever heard of, a bit of a lurker
but a nice guy. and happily married, so not even a creepy tit-gaz seeker.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
speaking of which
fairly sure you still owe me one
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
i sent that last week
didn't you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
we all know you didn't send it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I got mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
a photo of Al's corpulent chest doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I always seem to get ASL as the first thing people type
but for every few wankers (literally) with no brains, I find I get one or two good conversations.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
i always felt awkward talking to dave on /talk
he'd always send me gazzes, which didn't really say anything, but still
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Didn't really say anything
because they consisted entirely of cock pics?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
they said "bed"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
He was telling you new words he learnt that day.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
"OMG BED IS SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEE CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO BEEEEEEED
YOU GOING TO BED??!!!?! FUCK YEAH BED!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Maybe he was using 'street slang' to refer to the town of Bedford.
This is a sound guess because Bedford really is 'SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEE', you can ask anyone. Most people can't wait to go there.


It is the dullest place on earth. Its only saving grace last time I was there was a place with a massive 'AMERICAN POOL' sign outside, from which some wag had purloined the 'L'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

last time I was there was a place with a massive 'AMERICAN POOL' sign outside, from which some wag had purloined the 'L'. is that it's down the road from Milton Keynes, which manages to be so dull and soulless it makes Bedford look positively exciting by comparison.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Oh hey seems like you're looking for this
*a rise out of me*
there you go
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Actually, that one was driven by several very dull weeks spent in Bedford a couple of years ago.
Though I admit it does look as if I've been bashing you quite hard this afternoon. Not sure why. I think I'm rather bored.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
It's ok I can take it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
He's not a bishop you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
On a similar, but less funny, note
Somebody has removed the first "L" from the sign of our Holland & Barrett
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Who said Norwich is shit eh

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Oh, LOADS of people
I mean, there's not an awful lot to do here, then there's the inbreeding and... oh I see what you did there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
*pandering alert*
You are pretty fucking cool. And purely for juxtaposition, you're also pretty hot.

Now let us never speak of this again.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Careful, your missus might hear you
also, I *am* hot. And cool. Which makes me about lukewarm.

Tepid. I'm tepid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I'm not complimenting you again
You might think I like you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I'm building a fixie bike
and blogging about it.

Cool as fuck me.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
This means I have to kill you. Shame really, I always liked you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Oh
Finally someone likes me and they have to kill me. Is there any way around it? A few bottles of your favourite 5% wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Best not - I go crazy when I drink that 'wine-effect drink' shit, yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I can water it down if its too strong for you

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
There's not enough water in the Goddamn world
that could make that crazy-juice safe for me to drink. No sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I like that they referenced The Professionals
given that I torrented that last week. I think this also answers the cool question
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

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