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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was up Arthur's Seat this afternoon
But unlike Darth, I'm referring to the hill in Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I bummed a man called Arthur
In case that wasn't clear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Your sister fancies me
She said so, with absolutely no trace of sarcasm.

Have a word.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Her taste is questionable at best
If she ever visits me in East Anglia again I'll send her up the road to harass you while you're DJing.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)
She's married to a paedo Santa. That's what I heard.

I say 'heard', I mean 'made up and spread around the internet'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Making things up and spreading them around the internet
is the best way to establish provable facts.
cf. Lampito's love of anal sex.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)
all things can be proved by the phrase "I seen it!"

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
He's totally a pedo Santa

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)
There we go. It's now an ONLINE FACT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)
That would be fucking hilarious
I imagine her face would be akin to that look of someone who's smelt a nasty poo.

Hang about, do you live in Anglia?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)
He lives in a poncey city full of bikes.
And I'm not talking about his fiancee.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Oh, Cambridge
I like Cambridge, I spent a lot of time there whilst my ex was at Uni
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
BOOM.
Nice day for it. I'm stuck in fucking office, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)
I'm on holiday.
Well, on the bus back home to Glenrothes. Hope to be living in Edinburgh before the end of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)
And with that
I've decided I've had enough with the fucking marking and I'm off to enjoy the sun. 'noon all.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

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