my name is Gavin
I am a twonk.

But then, aren't we all?

I shrimply thought I'd ask the question so that I would feel better about it, if this was happening to your other half, would you not want some kind of way of embarassing the fat ginger wanker?

seems relatively normal to me.
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you work for Autoglass?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

haha
"gavin, 26, technician for Autoglass"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

from west gloucestershire.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I'm glad someone got it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Oi
That's my meme. Hands off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

sssh. they might pick this one up instead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

How else will I hark back to past glories?
Harp on about it long after everyone else has stopped caring, you say? Alrighty then!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I was on NorthWest Tonight once

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Bank job?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

That's what's weird, you see.
We're all relatively abnormal, yet we're calling you out as being properly odd. Recording someone having a wank on the internet if you're not getting your rocks off to it just strikes me as pretty fucking odd.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

If by embarass you mean:
1. Taking a billhook to his neck for talking to my girlfriend / wife like that.
2. Ending our friendship, if unable to go ahead with no.1

Then yes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

yep
I'm not really friends with him, and can't be now. she is still friends with him on facebook (which is where it all started). it's not happened for a bit but it just annoyed me that he was trying it on with her.

what's a bilhook?
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

It's an over-rated bass player.
Oh, hang on. not that.

It's basically a polite machete.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Facebook eh? nothing bad will happen, as its not real or anything.
and, one of these:

www.twwholesale.co.uk/product.php/site/froogle/sn/3830091480
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I love the "extremely heavy duty AND made in Wigan"
as if Wigan is the holy source of all garden tools that double as terrifying weapons.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

It probably is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Here's what you should do
Tell this fat ginger that in no uncertain terms his actions are out of order, and he is to cease and desist from sending your missus his cam footage. Also tell him unsolicited indecent exposure online could be seen as a criminal act.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Or, you could just cunt him right in the murray.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

thanks!

(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

...or send him a video clip of you wanking, see how he likes it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

My guess is "a lot"
you could desend into a terrible ginger wanking spiral.

And, yet another for my list of band names. "Ginger Wanking Spiral"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I am clicking "I like this" on way too many things today.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Have you used your real name as your online name?
That's a bold tactic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

yes
yes I have

didn't think it through did i?
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Depends
Is there likely to be anything embarrassing turned up by the Google search Chompy is now carrying out?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

i was on Jim'll fix it once
but i can't find it on the interwebs anywhere
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

My Dad was too
Jimmy Saville's an interesting fellow, no?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Dear Jim
Please will you fix it for me to have a slightly less bent son.

Regards,

Darths Dad
aged 55
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Sorry Darth.
I'm still annoyed about the footbal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

So you should be
And my Dad was only 41 when he went on Jim'll Fix It ACTUALLY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

So what did Jim fix for him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

He was a warm-up man for Terry Wogan
Basically told jokes to the audience before Wogan's chat show back in the day. Terry himself is an absolutely lovely bloke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

He wanted to sire the most epic homosexual in internet history.


Good old Jimmy, never lets you down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Bollocks
Did he reply to my written request, aged 10, to play for England? No he did fucking not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

POTD
(It's been a while since one of those was awarded)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

it's okay. you're not on facebook or anything for finding.....

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

There is a Millicent Gavin though
Interesting twist, mostly it's guys pretending to be girls
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I know. Bizarre.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

If you've got a beard and your missus' name is Amy I clocked you about half an hour ago.
I might not reply for a while, I'm just filming myself having a wank to photos of your bird.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I have no beard
and she is not called Amy.

where do you get these ideas?
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I suspect
some chap on facebook called Gavin Millett.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Yeah, his missus looks like a right goer.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Mind like a Welsh railway, I'll wager
one-track and dirty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

bit angular though donchathink?
her face has angles in it, jutty ones
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Sexy angles.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

awesome!
that guy kinda looks a lot like the fat ginger wanker!!

how very queer
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

.. except he's skinny, not ginger and bearded?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

yeah
but he does
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

And I'm done!
Wanna see my video?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Noel.
Honestly, sometimes you make me worry. And want to gouge out my eyeballs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

*bows*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

we're like lightweight
4chan in here. Next we order pizzas to his house or something, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

interesting
I suggest this in itself is the trap. You have used the name of the so called 'ginger wanker' himself to set him up for trouble. THE PLOT THICKENS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

dig for victory
darth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I'm going to hold my hands up and say I've got no bloody idea what you're on about here darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I thought you'd be digging through the
interwebs finding stuff on him. But now I remember you aren't a very good stalker and much easier to stalk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Aha
Yes, you of all people should know that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)