Oh!
My Uncle Doris was MAD about those. She bought loads of the pound coin holders off the market, and kept them in her handbag. Heavy handbag she had for a couple of years. Took her ages to pay for anything.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Save money and use a Smartie tube.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Remember to sheath it up first
Cardboard decomposes very easily when it gets wet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

You really should try keeping it in your pocket rather than the rectum.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I assumed you were offering dildo advice
I always think you're offering dildo advice

think hope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

For Dildo Advice call 0800 TUG-ARSE

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

*calls*
Your customer service is appalling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

They really are stuck-up cunts.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I don't care if that's bindun
Officelol and accompanying click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I just officelol'd as I read your response as 'accompanying dick'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Dream on sweetheart

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Perhaps
She was being really Jewish about her cash. I'm sure that you can get the money out of a smartie tube holder quicker than you can a pound coin holder.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Oi Vay!
Here we go again. Are you Monty in disguise?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Uncle doris?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I was wondering about that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Totally Uncle Doris
I was confused about the gender of UNcle Doris when I was growing up, and I have no way of proving it one way or the other now.

If you get me not drunk and bum me, I will tell you all about it.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)