but how can he have gone off her when he hasn't met her??
i suspect he met someone else last night.

but it's online dating. she would understand that. she can't understand silence.

what a total sweaty clotty gash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes, it's very impressive.
Now shut your legs and get the tea on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Horrible boy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Yes, sir?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

You may be correct
Perhaps more than one woman turned up expecting an internet date...and he went and introduced himself to the wrong one. _{And possibly didn't twig even when this other woman's intended date turned up, resulting in some initial awkwardness but eventually a fairly successful spitroast.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

You should write for Razzle.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)