Or just take it to the bank
where it will be worth the value of the actual money saved, rather than the money saved less an outrageous percentage.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

or count it with your hands and brain

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Don't they make you sort it into bags of 100 x 1ps or whatever?
I've got about £100 in 1p, 2p and 5p coins, it would take fucking ages to count it out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Right, Monty, this is why your so shit.
What you have there is a load of money, and what you need, is money. What you also have, is lots of time which, were you to use it counting up your money, would be put to productive use, rather than just taking MDs and waking up in a bin.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

£100 isn't going to do me any fucking good.
Plus, your terrible grammar is why 'your' so shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Actually I take it all back
I think the best thing you could do is just throw all your loose change at passers by.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

The best thing you could do is run over your own head like Brian Harvey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)