Following Vipper's surprising confession regarding strip clubs - even I've been to a strip club, no I did not get a dance, money is for beer - what haven't you done that we might be surprised to learn?
I've never bummed a man. Or, contrary to likely expectation, tried it on with an internet acquaintance in real life.

Alt: most under-/over-rated movie of all time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:36, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

was it that surprising?
Lost in Translation - it's boring fucking shit. Bill should be ashamed of himself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

He really should, the scary-eyed murdering bastard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

not that bill
you spazz
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I loved it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

each to their own.
by which I mean: that doesn't surprise me because you are boring and fucking shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I thought it was an interesting love story
which doesn't end happily ever after and is actually quite realistic.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

meh
it was dull.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

tell him how you really feel

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

He secretly harbours a desire to be a lap dancer.
But his stupid haircut keeps putting the punters off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

OMG YOU'VE BEEN READING MY JOURNAL!
serves me right for blogging it I suppose.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

He's secretly being tutored by Kitty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

tutored pegged
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

if only....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

That and the hairy tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I enjoyed it
but I wouldn't watch it again. It wasn't as great as everyone makes it out to be, but it wasn't a bad film.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I agree
It's a boring shit film.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

STOMP STOMP STOMPITY STOMP.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Alt: under: Performance, over: most fucking films

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

How is Performance underrated?
I still regard it as easily the best thing Mick Jagger's ever been in, including Jerry Hall. And I was under the impression that it's regarded as a masterpiece.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I've only met about 5 people who haven't hated it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Every review I've read of it sings its praises as an understated-yet-psychedelic, affecting drama
Sometimes people just don't get films.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I've never shagged an orc
that might surprise some people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

They aren't real.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

*Packs Orc costume for weekend in Wales*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

hmm
I just got a text from someone saying they are coming to swansea, but I didn't know the phone number and they won't tell me who they are...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I got a text asking me to sponsor them for the overnight marathon walk
but no details of who they were. So I deleted it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Oh thanks. That was me you cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

HAHA!
You stupid bastard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I didn't even know you lived in Swansea
Thank you for the information
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

curses!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Don't worry, you're safe
I've been to Swansea, and I am not going back. Not even for bang-bang.

If you move to Cardiff, however...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

it really is an arsehole of a place

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Yes it is
Choosing to shop at Lidl there makes you like, The Queen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

shhh, one is under cover

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Hahaha
I suggest you get to London sharpish Ma'am, big family party tomorrow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Would you stay around there if one's
husband was clearly going to get drunk, try and dance the mararena and upset all the foreigners?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Oh god I hope you're right

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I've never actually murdered a fox

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I find that hard to believe
did someone else kill the ones you always wear as slippers?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

They aren't dead
they are just in terrible, terrible pain.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

that's not true
they're bummer foxes, they quite like it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I bet you've been frightfully horrible to one though.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Of course
foxes deserve all they get
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

i don't know, what do you think i've done?
alt: does it have to be Of All Time!!!

Under-rated: Fired Up!
Over-rated: I just don't know.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

OF ALL TIME
Stun me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I can't! my brain isn't working today
plus I'm arguing with ignoraymoes on youchoob about cheryl cole
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Copypasta cheers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

nah
I've dramatised a bit.
Some girl was all "omg i haet cheryl cole cos she copys US music etc"
so I was all "ur dumb"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Good call
She's dumb
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I've never had sex with a man because I was desperate.
Drunk...yes
Desperate...no
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Oh
*forlornly adds BGB to A1 pad*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)

You could get me drunk : D

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Yes, that's the sort of validation I'm looking for
*throws away A6 pad*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I've never managed to get the four gold discs on..
..Rock Star Ate My Hamster for the Commodore 64. Since you don't know me you're as likely to be surprised to learn this as anything else I could come up with.

Underrated: Midnight Sting (aka Diggstown)
Overrated: Contact
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

You are quite correct
However I would like to award you this Twix I just bought for most obscure non-achievement of the day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Woo-hoo!
What a month! First I win Erasure tickets and now this!

*heads off to write QOTW story*
*awaits twix*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

*loads trebuchet*
Erasure tickets? Are they still touring? I would be tempted to go see them, but I'd just be stood there shouting "PLAY A LITTLE RESPECT"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

A Little Respect was the answer to the question that won me the tickets
Which Erasure song did Wheatus cover? I was halfway through a bottle of wine, cooking a curry and listening to Absolute 80s at the time and just guessed it would be that song.

The gig is in some forest oop north (near Pickering)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Good call
Enjoy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)