The man does have a point.
I once had to endure a four hour train journey back from Cheltenham after a job interview, with some raddled old hippy sitting opposite, shoving hummus and mungbeans into his mouth all the way whilst making *slurp, chomp, slurp, slurp, chomp, nomnomnom, lipsmack, lipsmack* noises.

The fact that I didn't get the job was only marginally less annoying than that cunt.

Actually, the fact that I had to travel back with the successful candidate who was trying to be nice to me all the way after we'd both been notified by phone on the sodding train was marginally less annoying as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Mungbeanlols
Never actually had them, although I do love my hummous.

But not while commuting.

The worst cunt I ever had sat beside me the guy with the bacon Wheat Crunchies. It sounded like open cast mining. I shot him a dark look and got up and stood further down the train, glaring at him the whole time, and in fact I could hear the occasional CRUNCH from my distant viewpoint.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:56, Reply)