sssssssssssssh
my head hurts. goddam vodka and lemon and butterscotch.

the thought of what you are suggesting is NOT HELPING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

he's a funny guy
Pop up pirate and all that.

You need him in your life.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

who, rory?
or piston?

to be fair, it is hard to tell them apart.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

piston.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Have you actually ever met piston?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

nope.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Then you are extremely blessed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)

The very definition of 'personality vacuum'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

this is v damning for you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

It's the wedding, swipe.
It's got my blood pressure up and I'm not even watching it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

he was very sweet to me on here years ago
but i haven't heard from him in about 5 years. and everyone else seems to hate him. maybe i should bow to peer pressure.

down with piston, yeah. boo. hiss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I thought he was alright
Then I met him. I think he tries too hard, and just comes across like Arnold Rimmer minus the charm.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

did he gaz you or whiteknight you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

gaz
he helped me put a pic on my profile many years ago.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

he's been wanking over that picture ever since, you know ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

haven't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

what a truly heart warming delightful image

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

you know me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

well i thought i did

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

sorry Swipe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I aim to please, my dear.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

for once you were bang on the money
(instead of arguing with me about how it could be better distributed amongst the 50% tax payers)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

haha, I only do it to wind you up, you know.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

but i thought i was winding YOU up?
it's a vicious circle (raaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

would it make you happy if I was upset, ONLINE?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

i'd love it
but al and bella are much more fun to bait. they think i mean it. whereas everyone else knows that only 50% of what you say when you are joking is true.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

waaaaah! waaaah!
it's only because I want my stupidly expensive sports cars back. Although I'd still not touch an SLK with Chompy's and Al pushing ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

that is also a gross image
pushing it with WHAT?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

With his hips like yeah

( Kroney, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

fucking rank!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)

hips don't lie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)