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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
haha, epic win.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:38,
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15 years ago)
Yes indeed.
What are the odds he lives alone and will be for some time?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:39,
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there isn't a bookmaker in the land that will give you odds on such a certainty...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:44,
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what are the odds that he has never seen a clunge in the flesh
never mind "mastered" one (whatever the fuck THAT entails)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:47,
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I think you have to "level up" or something.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:49,
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I thought that was to do with becoming a Freemason?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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Perhaps there is a clue.
He has looked at an image of a 'Clunge' and 'Mastur'bated himself blind. (Idea taken from Dan Brown's upcoming blockbuster.)
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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i loves this i do
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:01,
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