You see, this is the problem I have.
There aren't many men my age who would enjoy watching kids animated films.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You'd probably trick some bloke who thinks he is going to see a cartoon
Only to find when he gets to the cinema, you've ordered tickets for Zombie-gore-fest 9 or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I once tricked my sister into watching Event Horizon instead of Romy and Michelle's High-School Reunion
she was a bit traumatised but there was no way I was paying to see that.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I've not seen either.
Is there a big difference?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)

watching that movie once won me a pair of free tickets to the cinemas

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

were you in one of those test audiences?
or did you just notice that whatsherface from Friends was just doing Phoebe and demand compensation?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)

i don't know what "doing a phoebe" is
but they played a clip from the movie on the radio and i phoned in and won

i think the clip was "well i hope your babies look like monkeys"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)

did they let you on air so they could announce you'd won and broadcast your hysterical reaction?
I love it when that goes wrong.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)

ugh they played what I said
sounded like I ought to be in the movie myself
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)

sometimes in moments of distraction we let ourselves down
a couple of weeks ago I waved to a colleague across the canteen by raising my hand and waggling my fingers. Unintentionally camp.as.fuck.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

haha
i'm always making a fool of myself, you'd think that i'd be used to it by now

that's why i don't want to meet any of you, it's bound to go horribly wrong
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I've never met any b3tans or attended a bash
but I reckon if you show up to such a thing you have to be prepared to make a dick of yourself. A bit like a fancy dress party.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)

It's not all about the zombies Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)

What is it all about
Alfie Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)