I am not threadstomping Badger, this is an advert.
Anybody want a free pair of tickets (can use them any day of the event) to the Grand Designs Live show in Excel London? (http://www.granddesignslive.com)

I won a pair of tickets and Catface was incredibly excited at the idea of being within the actual same building as Kevin McLeod. However, I had to burst his plinky-plinky crescendo of theme tune music bubble when I found out it would cost us £80 on the train to get there and back. So we ain't going. But YOU can. Well, two of you. Or one of you, twice.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 9:49, 15 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh man if I wasn't working every day from now until the 8th I would totally say yes please.
Stupid work
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You should totally quit.
Edit: did you save any boxes from your last job? You could build an eco-home out of boxes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I'll buy a lottery ticket later, if I win I'm totally quitting and going to the Grand Designs show!
But I'd probably buy my own ticket... and pay for you guys to come over. I may even treat you to lunch
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Everyone should have a friend like you.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I totally know right

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Oh you mong...
you didn't save your name?
( thealternativefact, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Also I didn't see a TGB one so you failed

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Christ, I got slated for losing my name.
wasn't it al that took it? i can't remember.
oh, the ironing.
someone should gaz a mod, or something.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

If only there were some kind of seven step plan to getting your user name back

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

There must be.
But who could furnish us with such a thing?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Dude, you're like a hero of mine, how did you manage to get someone from here to pay your mortgage?
Hahah, oh man, she must have been in a dark and loanly place, lol, totally timed that one right. The most I've ever gotten was a sympathy fuck, which don't get me wrong, was alright, but I'd rather she paid my motgage.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

You don't have a mortgage
Go be useful and clean the bathroom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Yeah, I really played it there! I even impressed myself ;)
I still don't know if it was just timing, some sub-conscious strategy or what... But whatever it was, it was some pretty strong fong-shway or summink.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 1 May 2011, 1:41, Reply)

I am crossing everything for luck.
Even my legs.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Kitty would love that probably

(PsychoChomp, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)