you drive a van?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you seen Ice Road Truckers?
It's nothing like that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Did you see the one where IRT did the world's most dangerous roads?
One of them was crying in fear at one point. Pansy.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I wouldn't want to drive in those conditions.
One flake of snow amd I'm fucked.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Yes
It's a small white one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

And you still can't park it properly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I can, but it's difficult to judge the distance to the back of a van
since you don't have rear-view mirrors. So what I do is, I get the engine revving really fast, and then I slam it into reverse and wait for the sickening crunch as I slam a small child against the car or wall behind me. Then I pull forward about a foot or two.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Perfect, children don't dent much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)