People shoudn't be allowed to vote because they are idiots, good that's cleared that up.
Augmented reality, near field contact, 3d tv, stem cell research; what potential new advances in serious and or fun science technology are you looking forward to seeing?

I vote for animal splicing - cat-bats for the win!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:58, 150 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

virtual reality
the proper sort. That would be amazing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Like Knightmare?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

No like VirtuaCop

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I prefer TimeCop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Actual reality doesn't have enough buzzaw-blade corridors

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

LOL
'You're in a room'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

SPELLCASTING
V I R G I N F O R E V E R
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

You could tell it was made in a more innocent age.
They'd never let that elf guy in the same room as a group of kids now.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

He was a blatant sweaty nonce if ever I saw one.
And I've been to a bash.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I haven't.

( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Chock-full of blatant sweaty nonces.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

You're getting a bash mixed up with a hall of mirrors.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Are you calling me a 'Carny'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

One of the carny folk, yes.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Vaccination for HIV would be nice.
It's not dozens of years off but it's not something that's going to be easy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Would it be administerd by hot beef injection?
Aren't there more prevelant diseases in the world that should attract more attention than AIDS? it always seems to punch above it's weight in the media.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

That's because of all the benders that work in 'the media'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

There are, but it's a massive strain on resources because of it's low mortality rate at first
causing a large number of people to have to undergo years of treatment (if they can get it).

Eliminating HIV/AIDS would do something like increase the productivity of the world by 3-4% I read somewhere.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Closing B3ta would do that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

All the healthy people would gobble up the worlds resources quicker.
we need a world less productive, to make the resources last longer.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Nope, we need a healthy prosperous working and educated population
so that we can sort out any problems with the worlds resources.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Breed more alchemists?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Oh and graphene based phones will be out soonish
they'll be flexible like a piece of cardboard and you shouldn't be able to smash them by dropping them.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I've got two already!

Oh hang on, I read that as gramophones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Bionetics should be fun
I'm quite looking forward to getting a computer implant in my brain.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

you want to be skull fucked by robocop?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I want to be able to access
Twatter and Facepalm without having to carry my smartphone around in my hand. I want it sewn in behind my eyes!
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Auto update
Kroney is entering hampstead heath
Kroney is crouching in the bushes
Kroney is having some nosh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I didn't realise you were on my feed.

( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Don't try noshing me as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

oh man i can't wait until they make that automatic transmission thing where you don't have to use a clutch

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Automatics are for benders and people with missing limbs who are bent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

i'm a girl though so if i were a bender i'd be a lesbian and i'd be driving a manual

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

This is some sort of gay driving paradox

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

does that mean i win?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

yes dear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

*punches the air*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

*chokes back car rant*

( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Don't.
Listen to your heart.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I have a problem with devices designed to remove direct driver control
from a vehicle made from a ton of metal propelled by the constant explosions of the volatile, flammable liquid it carries directly underneath the human occupants.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Would you like the advance and retard control returned to the driver?
Retard.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I was being facetious
but anybody that can't cope with a clutch shouldn't be allowed to drive.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

But, when driving in a city for a long time
it's considerably easier to drive an automatic.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I guess my main problem is not the existence of the technology as such
but the reasons behind people employing them. My grandfather had a dodgy knee and needed an auto in order to drive for example. There are people on the road, however, who use an automatic because they simply can't work out how to use a clutch.

I tend to generalise.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

then i suppose your grandfather shouldn't have been driving

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

You missed the point.

( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

oh I see your points
your original point was that anybody that can't cope with a clutch shouldn't drive
but now it's that those that don't understand how to work a clutch shouldn't drive
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Yeah, I went in head first without really thinking it through.
Which is usually how people do it without airbags.

This is the trouble with making throwaway comments that you then feel you have to defend.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

fucking futuristic technology
anyway, i see your point about automatic drivers being able to pay less attention to the road
and where as i know how to drive a manual, it makes me nervous and i think i'm safer with an automatic
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I use the clutch and the gears to control the car.
I wouldn't like to have that level of control taken away from me and automatics make me nervous, not because they exist, but because there are people on the road who use them because they can't mentally cope with operating a clutch.

I hope that's a little clearer.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Actually it's not any clearer, because it's the same shit you've already written, and I think it's stupid.
I think that people that drive clutches are actually more dangerous because they think they're race car drivers and like to show off, a bit like all those 4x4s that wreck in the winter
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

No I agree,
Your position is much less stupid.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

i knew you would think its stupid but i dont care
you don't live where I live, its like the fucking fast and the furiious here
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I've driven in the States and Canada on holidays and visits here and there.

( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

okay, that has nothing to do with what i said
Its incredibly unlikely that you've driven where I am
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Quite possibly, I have no idea where you are.

( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I find that if you have a cheap automatic
the engine won't drop down gears quickly enough if you suddenly need more power when pulling off up a hill, but expensive automatics are normally okay.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Incidentally
"Can't cope with" and "don't understand how it works" are two expressions I used to mean the same thing.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I have found that in excess of 70% of all generalisations are bullshit.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

This could be vastly improved by everyone being able to select their second choice of generalisation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

yes, and people with disabilities shouldn't be able to reproduce

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Glad we're on the same page.
Is it Straw Man Tuesday today?
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

+ of mein kampf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I don't like them
because it makes me think the driver is simple and is not paying attention.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

My main issue is with people too daft to drive
without automatic gearing, parking sensors etc. If they need those things to control the vehicle, they should never have been allowed on the road.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I fucking love parking sensors
but since my van doesn't have them, I use the bumpers for their intended purpose.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

you drive a van?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Have you seen Ice Road Truckers?
It's nothing like that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Did you see the one where IRT did the world's most dangerous roads?
One of them was crying in fear at one point. Pansy.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I wouldn't want to drive in those conditions.
One flake of snow amd I'm fucked.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Yes
It's a small white one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

And you still can't park it properly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I can, but it's difficult to judge the distance to the back of a van
since you don't have rear-view mirrors. So what I do is, I get the engine revving really fast, and then I slam it into reverse and wait for the sickening crunch as I slam a small child against the car or wall behind me. Then I pull forward about a foot or two.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Perfect, children don't dent much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

if you ever ever bumped your van
into the bumpers on my merc, i'd......

well, i'd show you some "intended purpose".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

A cure for diabetes please

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Don't be a fat cunt who eats sweets all the time!


Yes, I know Diabetes isn't really caused just by being fat
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

It can also be caused by pregnancy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

But that's just being a fat sweet eating cunt for 9 months
followed by having a baby?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'm not a fat cunt
I'm just heavy set.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

i'm fat and have pre-diabetes
but it's not actually from being fat apparently my body is monging out
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

what's pre-diabetes?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I'd like a computer that fires up and shuts down really fast.
Do they have them yet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I believe they are called "books" and are full of information
Will we ever see the likes of these times again?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

i want to slap people that say they don't like reading

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Not round here they don't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

That should all change when hardware manufacturers decide on the replacement of the BIOS
that they've been arguing about for years.
INTERESTING
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

If you've got a couple of hundred quid spare
for a solid state drive, they do.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

What's that then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

It's the same technology as a USB flash drive
only designed to replace your hard drive. They're expensive currently and write times aren't all that much faster, but read times are.

Whack your OS on one of those and the changeable data on a standard, seperate drive and you'll see a big difference in boot-up times.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

hoverboards
i want that pink hoverboard from BTTF 2 so badly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

BTTF?
big tittied tight fuck?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Back to the Future
but your suggestion also has merit.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)

for someone who has never slept with me
you describe my bedroom antics very well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

oh i've slept with you, you just never knew it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

i should try this line on bradley cooper

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

What that is is an admission of date rape

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

What we've got here is a failure to communicate.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Barbra Streisand?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Yeah
I'd like Biff's Sports Almanac. Hello wealth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

There was an episode of a short lived sci-fi series
called Odyssey 5 about these astronauts who see the Earth destroyed from space and are then sent back in time to help prevent it. One of the characters tries to get wealthy from betting on sporting events but the domino effect of his heavy betting led to the odds changing significantly enough to affect the performance of team who were supposed to win. Or something like that.

Peter Weller was in it and it was great. These are facts.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I saw that!
Then this big fat cunt in a dinner suit pops up and starts singing about 'Go Compare' or something?

Great show.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

No, you're thinking of something else there
There was this S-CAR-GO (that's French for snail) who went to buy a car. He got the car dealer to paint a big 'S' on each door and the roof because he wanted people to look at his car and it went like a snail car. No, that's not right.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I know this one!
It turns out, right, that Bruce Willis is a ghost!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Aww man!
I knew I should've watched Look Who's Talking before someone spoiled it for me.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Anyone know what the best way to hook up an I-Pod to the standard factory car stereo is?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

This had better have a really good punchline.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

...SOME KIND OF PALSY!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I hate Metallica.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

shock and indeed horror

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

...turned out she was his sister

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

A lot of stereos have a type of proprietary AUX jack on the back
which they sell [jack] to 3.5mm leads for. Have a look around online.

Help on B3ta shocker.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Would that carry the song info to the stereo display?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

No, 3.5mms are audio only.
You'd need to use the iPod jack on the bottom for that. You might get lucky, if your factory stereo's been designed for it.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Even I know that's a no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

My old one
had twin phono sockets, so same principle, but you need a 3.5mm jack to twin phono cable instead.

Also you need to drill a hole somewhere to get the jack end of the cable through to the front so can plug your ipod in.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

This sounds like a disaster waiting to happen, I'd probably drill through the brake lines

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I'd be astounded if you managed that
by drilling into your dashboard.

On mine, I could take a fixing screw out from my glovebox, which gave me enough room (stereo out) to get the cable through into the cabin.

It's not hard, honestly.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

This is NakedApe, here.
If anyone can, he can.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

you know me so well
I'm trying self trepanantion on the weekend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

But he'd need a six foot long metalworking bit.
You just don't get those in Homebase.

I might have to go round to his house to see this happen. It's the sort of thing you can tell your grandkids.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

:----=(
That's my face melted sad when I've crashed because you wanted a story for your grandkids.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

If it's any comfort
there'd be a very real possibility that I'd die laughing.
( Kroney, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Am I alone in feeling surprised that Bin Laden hadn't been dead for years already?
He hadn't released a video for yonks. I assumed he was long gone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Either that or he was having trouble, like so many of us, with the gradual switch from VHS to DVD

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Poor old Bin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Think how much more of a rollicking good film "Death to the Western Infidel through Islamic Jihad 7"
could have been if only he'd had the software to add special features, subtitles, director's commentary, etc.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

And CGI explosions on well known New York landmarks and...hang on.....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Commentary: "And here you can see the exact moment where the second aircraft struck the side of the tower.
This scene alone cost...well, actually, I've no idea how much it cost those Western Pigdogs at Boeing to put together a 747! Sadly we lost the pilots though...I did warn them to take parachutes, but you know, there's no telling some people...hey ho, allah akhbar and all that..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

'Prolly Bin dun'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I saw him at Chievely Services looking highly confused by a "Are You Being Served" DVD box set in the bargin bin.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Laughing insanely and crying 'I'm Free'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Oh Mrs. Slocombe when wwill you tame that pussy of yours!?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

He's not dead, he's in Washington planning more attacks with the CIA and the jews, FACT!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

One of my friends is already claiming it's a conspiracy, and he's still alive, and all shite like that.
What's sad is that he's usually quite an intelligent fellow, not one for spouting nonsense.

What a cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Yes, how dare this utter cunt speculate upon the possibility of an alternative and, whilst unlikely, not entirely unfeasible theory.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

My thoughts exactly, glad we see eye to eye

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Coo-weee, Osama? Osama darling, pay attention. OK, inspiration. It's 2012 and they're having the olympics in london, got that ? OK, in this one, an african man has just won the gold medal for olympic high jump. Ready? Ok, "London Olympics, 2012, African man, take one".

.... Salam maclecham brothers, it is I, Osama Bin Ladan. I am still alive and to prove it I shall congratulate the african man who just won the high jump. I call on all of you to rid the west of evil, that is all, good bye.

"Faaabulous Osama baby, can we get some blush? Blush team, god, it's like I'm working with amatures. OK now hunnie, more of the same, eupean guy this time. Ready? OK. Go.

.... etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Hahahaha
'Bin Laden Olympic tape, take 4 aaaaannd.....ACTION'

'I'm sorry can we go again? I'm finding it really hard to really get into my character'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Do we seriously have to make these for Antartica? I mean, seriously, I got no beef with them, it's all halal to me, but they're never going to win a gold in 50 meters.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I'd just like to point out that I'm dominating the popular page
that is all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

May I be the first to offer you my sincere congratulations?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

You may, after all it is right and proper that you should

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

You can tell your wife all about your internet popularity !!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

oh yeah
being popular ONLINE

that'll get him laid. get him laid real good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I'm so cool I'm in a gang of one

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

is this another way of saying
"i wank myself to a bloodied stump over online porn every night"?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)