Right I'm there, I'll try and have a wash but well you know, the six month stink has set in, and there's little that I can do about my virginity
You'll both fackin love it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll bring my warhammer game board

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I didn't think Warhammer uses a board.
You tell me though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

huff HUff HUFF HUFF *WHERE@S MY INHALER*
www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?prodId=prod730814&_requestid=2182102
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:15, Reply)

i have "guess who's naked"
which is a "hilarious" adult version of the kiddies' favourite (actually it IS funny that all the black guys have cocks like bratwurst and all the white guys have chippolatas), we can have a game-off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Racism AGAINST WHITES is never funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:16, Reply)

this is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

My willy is tiny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

there is no need to state the obvious

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)

yes there is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)

You'll be pwned by warhammer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

yeah yeah like you'd do anything after a MFF threesome involving unlimited chocolate
other than collapse on the floor and snore!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

there is an ocean right outside
and the room has a roll-top bath and a monsoon drench shower.

there is no excuse for stinking.

we'll just cover you in chocolate to mask the smell anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

get a room you two.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

dude
can't you read? we already HAVE the room.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:15, Reply)

You make a lovely couple.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

:D Thanks for the gaz, I'll ask my mummy if I can go

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

tell her we promise to have you in bed before 7

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:19, Reply)