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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a cold
my kitchen is a tip.
I stirred my lemsip with a chop stick
I didn't know I had chopsticks
(, Tue 3 May 2011, 21:19, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
STOMPED

(, Tue 3 May 2011, 21:25, Reply)
sniff

(, Tue 3 May 2011, 21:27, Reply)
coughs

(, Tue 3 May 2011, 21:27, Reply)
interesting poem

(, Tue 3 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)
and true

(, Tue 3 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
ba-bom ba-bom ba-bom YEEEEAAAHHH, didn't know I had no chopstick blues.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:07, Reply)

I went to get a take-away (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom)
Mama sent me on my way (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom)
YEAAAHHH I went to get a take away (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom)
Mama sent me on my waaaa-ay (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom)

Two number 12s and a 32, (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom)
Boy... I donno whatcha do, (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom)
YEAH Two Number 12s and 32, (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom)
But I got me no chopsticks blues (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom).

I got home and plated it up, (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom)
Needed fork to hoover it up, (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom)
Chompy maybe the finest girl I ever did see, (ba-bom, ba-bom, ba-bom)
But she ain't got no chopsticks for me.

*Break down*

Chompy, ain't, got no, chopsticks for me. Haha, yeah', I got the no chopstick blues.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:10, Reply)
*grooves*
Loving the contrasting expectations set by the word "Chompy".
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 8:14, Reply)

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