They do have an enormous and properly organised army, though.

( Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Got to get it here though haven't they
We can basically engage in little brother tactics - standing making faces at them as all the American air bases between us and them blow them out of the sky
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Or they could just invade SK and force us into a ground war.

( Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Only if we decide we actually give a fuck about South Korea
and I don't see they have anything to offer us, other than counterfeit DVDs down at the Leyton branch of ASDA.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

South Korea is an amazing country, from what little I saw of it last year
We wouldn't have to bother, if NK did invade the Yanks would be there in a shot. They're closer and fucking raring to go.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)