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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My Excel isn't workingand there's no work that I do that doesn't involve excel so you lot can entertain me with your informed and well thought out ideas about world politics.
So Pakistan's ISI, are they:
a) Compliant in the protection of Osama from the USA
b) Incompetent
c) Something else.
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Pakistan's ISI, are they:
a) Incompetent
b) Compliant in the protection of Osama from the USA
c) Something else.
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10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.
In his house.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:31,
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My friend told me that in the pub last nightby then I had ALREADY HEARD IT FOUR FUCKING TIMES
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What did everyone expect? That Pakistan's murky security services would just give him up?
I think their complicity in his death (however small) is going to mean a marked increase in terrorist activity within Pakistan.
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I'll go with A pleaseIt's all lolotics, so it'll be under the carpet in no time at all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:36,
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Everything I know about Pakistan is to do with CricketAssuming the ISI is as efficient and logical as the PCB, the answer is unequivocably b)
Alt: a)
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It doesn't really matter.Not much oil + nukes = we're not going to war with them anyway.
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India would quite happily though(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:38,
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No needCricket is the subcontinent's equivalent of war since nukes got involved
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Is that why we're not at war with France at the minute?Or is that just not a challenge any more?
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The Daily Mail had an article about merging Southern England and France.I don't buy the Mail, just glanced at it in the shop, honest.
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France is a beautiful countryIf it wasn't full of the French it'd be perfect to retire to
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Mont St Michel.I drank Watney's Red Barrel there, the only time I'd ever seen it.
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When we did our hitchhike year before lastI was repeatedly struck by how much beautiful countryside there is in France. And the people were actually really nice (to be fair, they were the sort of people who were generous enough to pick up hitchhikers, so not necessarily an accurate microcosm of society)
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We should nuke the fuck out of North KoreaOnly fair that the actual terrain of the country match the pictures on Google Maps
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No needKim buys the farm, his son inherits, generals have no confidence in him because he's a flaming nancy, civil war, profit.
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Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:42,
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South Korea pisses itselfResulting tsunami wipes out what's left of Japan.
You HEARTLESS MONSTER
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We're not going to war with NK any more than we'll go to war with ZimbabweNothing of any worth there. Plus NK have nukes and the West isn't willing to fight anybody who's actually got the capacity to punch back with any weight.
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Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:47,
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A bit like The Undertaker during his third stint as WWE Champion then(, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Their nuclear capacity is basically air dropped.They don't have any missiles capable so they're not actually a nuclear threat as the planes that carry them will be shot down.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Stupid questionand I apologise in advance for asking it. Surely if we shoot down a plane carrying a nuclear missile and it crashes, the explosion will be a bit... nuclear?
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Unlikelyunless the bomb was armed before the plane went down, which is possible. Nuclear bombs are quite stable unless deliberately set off.
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There was a really interesting programme on the radio a while backwhere a guy was talking about how if you let off a nuclear bomb in Central Park what sort of mega tonnes would reach what distance.
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The cast of Friends would be destroyedand I, for one, reckon Jennifer Aniston is still worth a go
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We can swap when we're doneFuck the marathon, let's go to New York
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I heard Jennifer Aniston recently bought a new flat just up the road from the Friends studio(, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Two things;-That's actually in LA, isn't it. Twice as far. Carbon footprint's a nightmare.
-How the FUCK do you know that?
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I read it in the Metro a couple of weeks agoand then bizarrely it came on the radio news just as I typed that comment.
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Nerpthere's a risk of the nuclear material escaping, but not a risk of the explosion being nuclear.
It's actually very difficult to make a bunch of plutonium/uranium blow up and requires a controlled implosion to make it all come together.
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They do have an enormous and properly organised army, though.(
Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:57,
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Got to get it here though haven't theyWe can basically engage in little brother tactics - standing making faces at them as all the American air bases between us and them blow them out of the sky
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Or they could just invade SK and force us into a ground war.(
Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:02,
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Only if we decide we actually give a fuck about South Koreaand I don't see they have anything to offer us, other than counterfeit DVDs down at the Leyton branch of ASDA.
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South Korea is an amazing country, from what little I saw of it last yearWe wouldn't have to bother, if NK did invade the Yanks would be there in a shot. They're closer and fucking raring to go.
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Nah, they're good at playing the game.They will back off before it comes to that.
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it's a poor feudal countrywhere you can sell your own mother 15 times over for a loaf of bread.
my friend is debating whether to go out with a nice, sweet, funny colleague with a good brain. the debate is because said colleague is ginger. in a brilliant-red offensive-red make-you-worry-about-the-pubes kind of way. would you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:45,
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Gingers are mentals in bedtrufax
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:49,
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Available on 'The Very Best of Vipros' on K-telAlso features the classic 'Wrong Grail'.
Remember, 'The Very Best of Vipros' is not available in the shops.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:03,
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I'd go out with a redheadso long as it was the good sort and not the flame orange freckle monster sort.
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Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:51,
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Like this flame orange freckle monster.thechive.com/2011/04/28/at-the-pearly-gates-i-want-to-be-greeted-by-redheads-30-photos/sexy-redheads-9-3/
She has some clothes on so only slightly nsfw.
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girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:03,
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HAHAHA! It's a link of girls with fish!NSFW www.totalprosports.com/2010/10/15/30-sexy-girls-fishing-pics/hot-girls-fishing-1/ NSFW
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I'm going to have to wait 8 hoursbefore checking this out =(
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Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:10,
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She's beautifulIntroduce me?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:16,
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My ex was a ginger and she was stunningI have nothing against gingers.
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I would, if it was a girl, and she was fun and had a pretty face, but then I'm not disgracefully shallow and self centred.
Apart from the bit about her needing a pretty face.
And nice tits.
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I had some of the best sex of my life with a ginger lassSo I'm fine with it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:53,
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She had done by that point, ayeBut she was naturally ginge, does that not count?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:55,
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I'm assuming your talking about Munchy BoxBut then there is a slight chance that more than one girl has let you have sex with them.
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I heard he really 'smashed her system' (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:04,
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Spill the goss, has 'Munchy Box' fled b3ta forever?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:08,
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I'm not so sure, earnest political commentator and activist blogger of some renown that she is, I'm not sure she'll ever live down being known as 'munchy box'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:15,
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I'm not her personal biographer mateYou'd have to ask her, but I wouldn't hold your breath on getting a response
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I'm not talking about herAnd yes, there has been more than one girl that's let me. A few needing convincing*, but it's all worked out well in the end.
*begging
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:08,
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Oh right the Police couldn't proceed due to insufficient evidence (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:12,
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I thought you'd died, old boy.Gutted.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:10,
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Actually, I'll have you know it was a hollowed out carrot!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:07,
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HahahaThat's much worse. How thin would your cock have to be to get it inside a carrot?
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Erm...Well, I don't like to boast...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:17,
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If the person is suitably lovely the colour of their hair shouldn't be a factorI'd recommend a few dates to ensure he's charming enough to make the pube issue redundant before the clothes come off though
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yes but you lot are all menand this is a female friend and a male ginger colleague.
we all know rusty roof = smelly garage. but does rusty chamber = smelly torpedo?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 10:56,
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used to begot converted by an ex a couple of years ago.
i still prefer giving to receiving though...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:10,
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Piss off MontyYour grammar policing happens every day, I'm on the verge of receiving INTERNET VALIDATION
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QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:34,
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This is confirmed by "Nice, sweet, funny colleague with a good brain"That means he's been passed over for the jocks and badboys all his life, his only female contact being the tears on his shoulder from when the ladies he idolises eventually get ditched for a younger model. His testicles will be bursting with meek ginger sperm, eager to make up for lost time.
To conclude, if she's into community service, wants to rebalance her karma, get him to do things for her, or is just really into bukkake, then she should shag him.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:04,
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I really, really like this postFuck it, I'm going to read it again.
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It's used for ink in highlighter pens.Sperm banks won't take it y'see.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:10,
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I'm glad I'm 'working from home' because this is hysterical.And true.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:09,
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I'll spare the use of strikethrough, as it's youBut I assume you meant to say wanking, rather than working
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Me too, "How clean in your house" has jut come on, this leads me to ask 1 questionWhat THE FUCK is wrong with people?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:13,
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They need assistance cleaning their homes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:20,
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They need assistance being functioning human beings(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:23,
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They have really good immune systems(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:44,
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i hate to shatter this beautifully written bubblebut actually - he's an investment banker at morgans who confuses his telephone number and his salary on a daily basis! consequently he doesn't usually have a problem being a pussy-magnet despite the hair...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:12,
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this is known as 'Hucknall Syndrome'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:12,
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You've got that wrongIf West Coast gangster rap has taught me on thing, it's that one doesn't need to love no hos.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:14,
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Is he that fellow from 'Bonanza'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:19,
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Just give us the fucking wallet, watch and phone(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:26,
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Fucking South London omnibusesComing to the City, stealing our shit.
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hahahai like this.
south london is just not as GOOD as west london...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:31,
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clapham?will always be associated with the shitty stench of a freshly shat-in bed for me.
by which i mean my ex of 4 years lived there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:33,
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I liked Clapham when I went the other weekend with Clendrix, Wooks and TGBIt has a Bodean's too...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:35,
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You went out with a 4-year-old?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:42,
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Is 'Investment Banker' rhyming slang? I dislike him now because he's a lot richer than I am. Therefore your friend should not fuck him.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:14,
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That must be sad for himKnowing that all the vapid whores that come in and out of his life actually despise him, but let him have the chance to empty his balls into their rancid vaginas just so they can sponge some money off him.
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Sounds like the redistribution of wealth to me, something I would hve thought that you were in favour of(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:22,
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I'll bet as he scrubs Vim all over his freckles with a Brillo pad, sobbing in the shower,knowing that by the next morning ANOTHER Rolex will have been stolen from his bedside cabinet and once again all he's left with is a five grand bar bill, a stinking hangover and a skiddy thong as a souvenir, he feels really great about himself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:23,
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That reminds me:Darth wants his thong back but he's too shy to ask.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:28,
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you know whati think it's probably a happy medium between him enjoying one night stands and looking for a girlfriend, like most guys...
he's always fancied my friend but she's never been single until now. anyway they are going out for dinner on thu, so we'll see... she earns more than he does, though, so he might nick her gucci if she's not careful.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:33,
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It's accidentally poking her in the perineumWhen transferring from her V to her A, causing her to say "Ooo, not there", thus foiling your attempts at the "Oops, wrong hole" technique.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:38,
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You are on form today young man(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:41,
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Why thank you!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:43,
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Smelly garages asideI would imagine the Pakistani security services are woefully inadequate, somewhat skint AND full of shady people taking bribes AND full of AL-QUAEDA SPIES.
This would never have happened if we hadn't pulled out of India.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:08,
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*desperately tries to think of a famous person called India*Isn't Jo Whiley's daughter a bit young, even for you?
Brilliant. Why couldn't we have occupied Iman?
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Is there even a country called Iman?Or do you mean Oman?
Edit: You're more likely to "occupy" Imran, anyway.
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Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:21,
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I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoesOman is exactly what I was thinking of
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I got thatI refuse to dignify it by sullying the name of a cricketing legend with my unworthy penis
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You would have never happened if only your father had pulled out in time(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:12,
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How rude.Ever since you dominated the popular page you've changed, man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:19,
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Well after having an entire thread dedicated to my general awesomeness I've have got a little big headedThanks for that by the way...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:20,
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He needs some "life coaching" boss(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:44,
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It's a big organisation, it's got a budget in the billionsbut it's still struggling against the scale of extremism in the country.
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Can I just point this out to those who can youtube at the moment.b3ta.com/links/Oh_my_FUCKING_God
Basicly, they get 15 burgers from 4 different fast food places, and turn them into a fucking huge burger lasagnia by layering them up. Including a liter of bigmac sauce. Can you imagine how grim that would make you feel?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:44,
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Just watched this, I'm both horrified and amused(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:47,
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That's the puppy(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:57,
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I like what they do with food, but the presenter really winds me up(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:03,
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The way he says 'sauce' is hugely irritating.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:05,
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I'll bet those guys don't leave their onion rings 'til the morning.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:04,
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