BENTO BOX !!!!!! ^^
/ac

Clendrix, without a doubt, she would batter the shit out of anyone. If she felt like it, but ovbously she didn't, she would spend 30 minutes with Osama and by the end of it Osama would be all like "Aww man, shit, sorry, I've been a bit of a cunt haven't I? Ok, I'll give myself up".

I guess the biggest turn off for me are girls who seem a bit life-dim, if you know what I mean, the kind of girl who doesn't get jokes, they just reply with "tee hee.... isit."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was going to say Clendrix too
but because I love her and would follow her anywhere.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:31, Reply)

She's everything in the song "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinnner, I'm a saint, I'm something something" song by Merdith Brooks.
Except when she says "Mother", she really means "Bad Mother Fucker".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)

It's "I do not feel ashamed"
You're welcome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Ahhh yah', I remember now.
Darth, tell me, with such a bussy schedual, how do _you_ find time for the _ladiez_ ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I'm significantly less busy than you might think, Gonz
The trick is to share interests with your partner, so you're spending time together on the things that keep you busy. And if you don't have any interests in common, she'll give you some.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I don't like anyone who doesn't find me hilarious.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

... so you don't like anyone?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Tee hee, isssit...? OH ME GOSH THATS SO RANDOM ! YOU'RE SO FUNNY ! Tee Hee, ermm, Bosnia? izn't dat a type of tree? Why would they go to war over a tree? OH ME GOSH, IM SO THICK , TEE HEE EEE EEEeeeeeEEEEEE_____E___

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)

One of the most annoying phrases is "I just don't get ..."
it's just willfully ignorant. FUCKING READ WIKIPEDIA THEN YOU CUNTS
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Careful now, I sometimes use that...
... although normally it's because I can't be fucked coming up with conversation so use that to let them continue talking so I can think about my favorite semisonic lyrics. Or if I think they're really clever, I say that until I can find a whole in whatever they're saying.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

if you read it carefully enough
you might even learn how to spell.

you wilfully ignorant cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)