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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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14 minutes without a reply? Fucking HELL
No-one discussed lunch yet, let's talk about that. I'm going to the pub.

Alt: OTHER than gingerness, obviously, what physical traits put you right the fuck off the opposite sex?

Alt alt: Which B3tan would you willingly follow into battle? Any reason you like. Could be that you share a passionate interest. Could be you want to follow them so you can knife them in the back. Or bum them.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:21, 207 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I have no problem with gingers. I like them.
Bad oral hygeine though - definitely. Especially halitosis.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)
BUGGER

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Well you'd be breathing away from their faces then

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Exactly
We're on the same page

Time to panic, sir
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:32, Reply)
I cant be bothered to panic
Would making a coffee do?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Regardless of my facetiousness about looks,
easily the most unattractive feature of anybody is stupidity. I find myself repulsive.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Look at the deluge of B3tans rushing to your defence

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Meh
Can't argue with the facts.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)
You can, though
It's a fact that the world is significantly older than 10,000 years but there are plenty of Americans willing to take issue with it
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)
So all I've got to do in order to not appear stupid is write a book,
brainwash a continent with it over a period of a thousand years, engineer the expulsion of some of these continentals to a second continent along with a subtle, gradual but definite shift towards insularity over the next couple of hundred years and I'm fucking set.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Yes
Let us know how you get on
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)
I love a good ginger, me.
I'd follow Monty into battle. I'm sure his eloquence and aptitude could slay huge armies without a drop being spilled. Either that or he'd be so hopped-up on mescaline he'd take all those bitches out.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Nuts

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)
LUUUUUUNCH!
Sportscow traditional random fridge salad surprise, which today consisted of spinach, green peppers, char-grilled spring onions, sweetcorn and mild cheddar. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Stupidity - made the mistake of seeing a dumb fucker a while ago. Amazing looks and body, but jesus, she was soo fucking boring to talk to.

I'd follow most b3tans into battle - then watch their feeble little swingy arms flailing about before they were cut in two.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Like little paedosaurus rexes.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Exaccccccccccctly

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:31, Reply)
BENTO BOX !!!!!! ^^
/ac

Clendrix, without a doubt, she would batter the shit out of anyone. If she felt like it, but ovbously she didn't, she would spend 30 minutes with Osama and by the end of it Osama would be all like "Aww man, shit, sorry, I've been a bit of a cunt haven't I? Ok, I'll give myself up".

I guess the biggest turn off for me are girls who seem a bit life-dim, if you know what I mean, the kind of girl who doesn't get jokes, they just reply with "tee hee.... isit."
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)
I was going to say Clendrix too
but because I love her and would follow her anywhere.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:31, Reply)
She's everything in the song "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinnner, I'm a saint, I'm something something" song by Merdith Brooks.
Except when she says "Mother", she really means "Bad Mother Fucker".
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)
It's "I do not feel ashamed"
You're welcome
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Ahhh yah', I remember now.
Darth, tell me, with such a bussy schedual, how do _you_ find time for the _ladiez_ ?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:44, Reply)
I'm significantly less busy than you might think, Gonz
The trick is to share interests with your partner, so you're spending time together on the things that keep you busy. And if you don't have any interests in common, she'll give you some.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)
I don't like anyone who doesn't find me hilarious.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)
... so you don't like anyone?

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Tee hee, isssit...? OH ME GOSH THATS SO RANDOM ! YOU'RE SO FUNNY ! Tee Hee, ermm, Bosnia? izn't dat a type of tree? Why would they go to war over a tree? OH ME GOSH, IM SO THICK , TEE HEE EEE EEEeeeeeEEEEEE_____E___

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)
One of the most annoying phrases is "I just don't get ..."
it's just willfully ignorant. FUCKING READ WIKIPEDIA THEN YOU CUNTS
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Careful now, I sometimes use that...
... although normally it's because I can't be fucked coming up with conversation so use that to let them continue talking so I can think about my favorite semisonic lyrics. Or if I think they're really clever, I say that until I can find a whole in whatever they're saying.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)
if you read it carefully enough
you might even learn how to spell.

you wilfully ignorant cunt.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I'd follow Chompy into battle
No-one's going to aim for me as long as he's alive
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:42, Reply)
training session
so ropey sandwiches. on the plus side, the meeting rooms have awesome biscuits (clubs, kitkats and luxury cookies, eg choc chunk and pecan or banana and butterscotch).

being shorter than me in my heels. smoking. curly hair. bad breath.

monty, with his heraldic sword and rippling mane and flared nostrils, clearly.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:44, Reply)
HOLD YOUR HORSES, BANANA AND BUTTERSCOTCH COOKIES ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)
yup
they are AWESOME.

i will steal you some for the bash.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)
I really hope that isn't the _first_ time I get to see you.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I see...
...and how tall are you in heels?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:48, Reply)
5'6 without them
with them it depends on the heels, clearly. there is nothing worse than being able to see over the top of your date's head.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Oh I don't know....

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Stick to heels of 5 inches or less and I'll let you shag me

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)
"let me"?
i am overcome with the overwhelmingness of this special honour!
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I know, I know
Apologies for the delay, went to lunch with some colleagues. One of them had bigger boobs than you! I assume
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)
basic cheese salad baguette from the sandwich lady
I once went on a date with a girl who announced, "I don't see the point in reading books, if it's any good they'll make a film."

There wasn't a second date.

I'd follow Al, no bullets are going to get through him.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)
That's true though
The only exception is the Bible. There's been loads of attempts to make films out of it and it's absolute bobbins. Doesn't even make sense.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:49, Reply)
There are 3 contradictory versions of the creation in Genesis alone
even before you get into tricky questions like where Cain and Abel's wives came from.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Details please
Can't be arsed to look them up
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)
idle fucker
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_creation_narrative#Summary

Edit: there's two in Genesis but others throughout the other books of the Bible.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Yes I am
Nice one, cheers
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)
One was fronted by Peter Gabriel, the other was fronted by Phil Collins.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Clickety click

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Grilled piri piri and lemon chicken (with extra scotch bonnet) and rice. I love being at home.
Alt: I had an ex who was a size 4. It was all a bit Auschwitzy, but in a bad way.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Was your ex 11?
YOU DISGUST ME
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)
She was once.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:54, Reply)
IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT
c
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)
, twice, three times a year old.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:02, Reply)
A friend of mine is a size 4
She's a very pretty girl, but she looks like an apple balanced on a pin.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)
So you'd wander round in your pants taking pot shots at her
cool
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Schindlerlols

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)
uber cool

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7163676
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I'd follow Lab into battle.
I'd use him as a kind of minesweeper for barbecues.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)
shinsweeper

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Pasta and chicken.
No sense of humour and believing in God are my two main turn offs.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)
I want more lunch.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)
What am I? The B3ta dinner lady?

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Goingforgoldlolz

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Tree-point-questions!

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)
The category is sport.
SELECT.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)
You're back in play

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Sven, you have control of the game.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)
That's four in a row.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Thats Numberwang!

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)
SHED SEVEN!

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)
You took the words right out of my mooooooooooooouth

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I like this

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Are you here for my pleasure?

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)
It must have been while you were kissing me!

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)
You (just) took the shine right out of my smile.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)
It must have been when you were dissing me.
Edit: I read that as "shin".
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Is the moon your nightime? Have we been told.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Why would believing in god be a turn off?
I believe in god, I just don't know what god is though.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Well Gonz,
I had a girlfriend, who once she started to believe in god, refused to shag me anymore.

That was a turn off, I can tell you.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)
I once almost got on with a really strict Christian girl who gave a blowjob equivalent to a peck on the cheek.
Most Fustrating Day EVER.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)
hahahaha
Have things improved for you since then?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)
They did once about 4 years ago for about a week.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)
So long as you still have the memories deposited in your wank bank.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)
They're the sort that won't like what she has planned.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Because to me it's an absurd idea.
I don't hold it against you but I just couldn't date anyone who was a practising believer.

Maybe it's because I was snubbed by a born again christian in my late teens.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Have you ever lit a cigarette before? You know the Flint when you spark up...
... It's no more silly than that being where EVERYTHING comes from.

I dislike those who look down on others for any reason though,
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)
You have dark hair. *shuns*

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I'm blonde at the minute
*preens*
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)
POIDH

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)
There'll be some on my FB soon
Don't pretend you don't check it daily
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Yes but after the flint spark it took billions of years to get to where we are now and not seven days.
I don't look down on you. I admire you whilest also acknowledging that you have some daft ideas.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)
6 days.
He chilled on Sunday.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)
A lot like Craig David (blessed be his name)

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Craig David lols.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Even if it took trillions of zillions, it's still less than a spark of flint, it's not going anywhere.
I know you don't look down on me =) I'm not saying I know what god is and all that, I don't have a clue, but I like the idea of it, and it's no _less_ silly.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)
tis : )

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)
s'not.
Look around at your computer, your desk, got a drink there? Can you see any birds or people from your window? The sky, the trees, the whole lot.... coming from an explosion? Have you ever seen someone throw, say, a hand grenade and ending up with a tree as a direct result from the explosion ?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)
You're over simplifying the arguement.
I believe in the actions of physics and chemistry and not religion.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)
^ Sea Monkeys.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Why can't you believe in the actions of phsyics and biology and spirituality?

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)
As I get older I get less and less spiritual.
If anything I lean towards the idea that God is within each of us and not as a deity as in the Buddhist belief.

Religion has been around as long as man has been around. Man in his simple belief needed answers for all the world around him and religion was a useful tool for this.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)
When you get "proper" OLD
I think you want to believe there is something more.

Own mortality, innit.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I truley welcome oblivion.
I'm not scared of being dead, only the way in which I die.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I suspect it will be on your own Learjet
Surrounded by lusty young lads all waiting to service you.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)
If I'm dying then I'd rather just have a cup of tea and a chat.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)
You won't know you are dying.
It will be a surprise endorphin fuelled heart attack.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Being born in Blackburn will do that to a girl

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)
haha!

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Better question, why feel the need to argue with someone over their beliefs?
I hate people that think I'm stupid because I believe in God. I don't give a fuck about why you don't, why try to peg me on because I do.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Putting the fun back into fundamentalism.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I understand to a point why some people believe.
Religion is so intergral to our society now that we've all got used to it being there. I'm fascinated by religion but lack the skills to debate it properly.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)
To think people believe in God because they're used to religion being here is just stupid.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)
No it isn't.
It's not the only reason but a part of it.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)
The argument is categorically unresolvable
Atheists will point out that there is no proof for the existence of God and believers will cite the necessity of faith. Neither party is likely to convince the other.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Yes it's a fairly pointless argument to have
but that doesn't mean that one side isn't right.

It's like AV (yeah I went there) despite infallible logic in favour of the change, some people just go LALALALALALA!
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Because a huge amount of complete bullshit has been published in favour of the counterargument, Al
Religion. Not AV.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Faith is turning the weakness of lack of evidence into a strength
by saying that God/Allah/the FSM doesn't provide evidence specifically so that we can demonstrate faith.

I feel uncomfortable with a supreme being who says people who base their decisions on feelings and instinct are better than those who use logic and reason. I'm not saying they should be considered worse, I just don't think they should be elevated above rational people.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Actually I think it's a very pertinant point
would you have just realised that God existed in the way you believe in it had it not been for your upbringing and the way other people around you told you it worked?

No, you wouldn't. The fact that there are many different religions demonstrates this in spades.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)
racist.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)
^this
I know what I want to say but can't put it into words.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Who came up with the concept then?
If no one had up until one was born then surely the concept of a higher being or "purpose" in life would be imminently forthcoming?

I don't think there is a period of human history that doesn't share the concept in one form or another?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)
People use stories to justify things they don't understand
Hence gods of the sun and the lightning.

Anyway, I'm not getting into this, because as Kristine says, it's up to her to believe whatever she wants and I'm fully in favour of this. She doesn't tell people that they are wrong for not believing what she believes.

But I would say that BGB is also entitled to her view to not want to go out with someone who believes in god, because at some point in a relationship, you are going to have a clash of ideologies regarding it.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Yeah and probably no anal.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Just because someone is religious
doesn't mean they won't let you peg them.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I thought God didn't like bum sex.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Priests seem to fucking love it.
And the old pope was very keen.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)
It's funny that people aren't wrong for believing in God.
Yet they are morons for believing in FPTP.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)
No, you are completely
misconstruing what I'm saying.

People have the right, if they so wish, to believe in god, any god.

Doesn't make them right, but it's their choice. I've given up arguing about AV, it's making me too angry. It's a failure of logical argument against ideology and stupidity and It's just getting me too pissed off, so yes, I do think those arguing in favour of FPTP are stupid cunts, but I'm not going to get into it anymore.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)
OK Al.
Excuse my gentle baiting.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)
If there had been no religion before our God then I would be more inclined to have faith.
But as I stated previously, religion of one sort or another has been around since man evolved as a way of coping with the world around him. Look at scientology. Each of us knows what a pile of wank it is but the scientologists don't and would argue fiercly their point of view.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)
In 2011 it's not a fair argument.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)
See above
I hope your braces get put on right and aren't too sore.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)
LOOK FOOL
the only thing I'm saying is that the idea is insulting to free thinkers that have been around for thousands of years.
I have my own ideas and ways I feel about it, in some ways I may conform, but to me only you can choose the way you feel about it.
I understand that religion has been passed from generation to generation but that doesn't force you, especially now, to believe in God.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)
It's not insulting to say to people that had no way of knowing better that they were wrong.
It's more insulting to look at all the evidence and then close your eyes and go LALALALALALALALALA.

But it's your choice.

And I'm not going to get into this
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)
how is that insulting to you?
how is that insulting to you?

nevermind
people may think I'm stupid and that's fine
but I'm glad I feel the way I feel and that's all I can say about it
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)
LALALALALALALALALALALA
Have you seen this?

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)
does your wife want any chocolate? you never responded to my gaz, you WHORE

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Oh man, that's so rude of me
I do apologise. My wife likes posh chocolate, all the Girradelli stuff we tried she loved, but she's not keen on any Hershys chocolate.

She really likes Reeses peanut butter cups too.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)
i was going to send posh chocolates but you mentioned the hersheys
it will be sent out this weekend
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Sweeeeeet!
I shall look forward to it. Thank you.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)
It doesn't matter because we're going to die in 2012

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Thank fuck for that.
I hate going to the gymn.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I hope I get to run the Marathon before it ends.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)
You're saving your sweaty shorts for me yeah?

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I'll bring them up to your party
and go running through the dales.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I thought it was May 21st this year.
*checks calendar*
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I'll be on holiday so suits me fine.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)
the world ending won't ruin your holiday?

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Nah! I'd rather go whilest having a good time.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)
And seeing some sexy b3tans in lycra running shorts.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)
That sucks
I was looking forward to seeing your house.

and sniffing your undies
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)
There is a very small chance it won't happen.
So fingers crossed.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)
What if god was one of us?

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)
*dons tinfoil hat*

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)
(You'll look even)
stranger on the bus.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I met one of those once IRL.
He wouldn't let me try it on for size.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)
The conspiracy theory loons are out in force following recent events.
Osama's been dead for years and kept on ice until the right political situation came along. Like Barack's waning popularity, for example, even though Osama was supposed to have died in Dubbya's time in office and before the twin towers...
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I guess that as somebody who believes nothing they are told, without good evidence.
I just think conspiracy theorists need a darn good kicking.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)
It's the complete lack of evidence that annoys me.
They’ll happily spout that so-and-so said this as an argument for their paranoia, yet never offer a source for the actual article / interview they were supposed to have said it in.

My next door neighbour is conspiracy theorist. Nice bloke, but he believes absolutely everything on DavidIcke.com or whatever.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Such people have low self esteem and lack confidence in themselves.
They need to be able to explain why there lives are so shit, without taking responsibility for it.

Heh, my life is quite shit, but its my fault.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)
It's because people have too much time on their hands.
Didn't get any of this when Harold got an arrow in his eye.

"oh no, he'd had an arrow in his eye for ages!" etc.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Exactly, There are several panels of the Bayeux tapestry showing Harold without an arrow in the eye.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)
But is it TRUE.
It's a French weaver's conspiracy to.....snorrzzzz.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)
We'd all be doomed.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Atheism is the new dull
Stop being a Kuffar and get with the Jihad
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Ji's up, hoes down.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Right I'm to see my bredren by the East London Mosque
Alhamdulillah
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)
With you on that one
I've had to insist that any partners cry out to "Oh, logic!" or "Scientific deduction!" in bed.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)
alt: rotten teeth
alt alt: probably bert, he seems like a crazy mother fucker that could fuck some shit up
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)
He's a fucking jessy in real life.
How are your teeth?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)
fantastic, thanks
in an hour and half...may be a different story
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Good luck at the dentist.
Braceface.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)
You don't get braces at the dentist.
Moron.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)
We don't really distinguish between dentists and orthodontists here.
We see all oral medical professionals as drill-wielding hell-benders with a penchant for evil.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)
You do here numpty.
You'll be going to the orthodontist?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)
That's just a dentist who charges more money right?

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)
And get's to hurt you a bit more.
Sadists.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)
so much money *head in hands*
in other news, it's made me realise how fast I can actually save up for my trip over!
*starts a money jar*
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)
the awfuldentist?

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)
They are all called Muriel.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I dislike traits in others
which are my own worst traits. I want someone better than me, not just as shit
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Doesn't really rule anybody out then.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Thus the arbitrary selection by face

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Traits can be good too.
How about always being on time, or remembering your partner's friends names.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

names tits
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Except really small tits.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Some men like really small tits.
Gay men usually.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Or ones who just haven't had the courage to come out yet.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)
That's what I was insinuating.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Then there just nipples surely? (the small tits, not gay men)

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I think it's mainly the sort of men that are secretly peados

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)
oi! I like little tits (I like Darth!) but we've had this conversation before.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
You bastard
I'm 5'11", I'm hardly small
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Taller than me dude!
You well?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Wow, so you're short and fat
that's definitely worse than just being fat.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I don't know exactly what reaction you want from me when you do this Al?
Yes I'm fat which is why I am losing weight by going to the gym and eating properly. Yes it's my fault I'm fat and yes I'm sure it's very funny. Am I supposed to just stay in and be ashamed because I'm fat? It's the same as people who laugh when I'm in the gym - where the fuck else should I be? McDonalds?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Oh come on Bobby, don't start getting grumpy when I tease you for being a Tubbo.
Especially with my online reputation.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I'm not grumpy at all, I am just curious.
If anything I am confused to be honest. It's not like the majority of people on OT are Adonis like yet you just single me out. I never react to it (until now) and would like to know what you are expecting of me?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I'm good cheers mate
How's the training going?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Grand thanks,
I have a cut on the sole of my foot which is pissing me off but boxing later before the footy so hopefully it's alright. I have found a new skin tightening weights programme too which I'm going to start doing as well. Plus my lungs feel like they are working now which is nice.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)
That'll be the medicinal marijuana
Glad to hear you're feeling good sir. Am running loads at the minute as well as doing free weights so may even end up braving a swimming pool before summer's out
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)
swimming is my personal nadir at the moment, I know I should but I
don't feel comfortable yet. Fuck we both sound bent!!
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Not as bent as the time we discussed the bash plan
I can't deal with taking my top off in public either mate. Plus I'd have to take my contacts out so would probably swim into a wall
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Oh god yes, this more than anything.

(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)
has your 3ds screwed with your eyes yet?
my friend won't play his anymore he said it gave him headaches. I'm tempted to buy it from him.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)

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