basic cheese salad baguette from the sandwich lady
I once went on a date with a girl who announced, "I don't see the point in reading books, if it's any good they'll make a film."

There wasn't a second date.

I'd follow Al, no bullets are going to get through him.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's true though
The only exception is the Bible. There's been loads of attempts to make films out of it and it's absolute bobbins. Doesn't even make sense.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:49, Reply)

There are 3 contradictory versions of the creation in Genesis alone
even before you get into tricky questions like where Cain and Abel's wives came from.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Details please
Can't be arsed to look them up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

idle fucker
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_creation_narrative#Summary

Edit: there's two in Genesis but others throughout the other books of the Bible.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Yes I am
Nice one, cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

One was fronted by Peter Gabriel, the other was fronted by Phil Collins.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Clickety click

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)