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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's impressiveI can barely undo them in under ten minutes with both hands and my tongue sticking out in concentration.
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Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:57,
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Bring a knife.Gets it off a treat with the added benefit that she is less likely to say 'no'.
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no just a rapey gimplord.Alex Ferguson is the devil.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:14,
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Don't be daft, Gillian McKeith is the devil, and she probably is a feminist*lazy, overdone joke about raping being unfeminist*
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Years of practice, innitThe key is for women to regard you as "safe" so they find it amusing instead of rapey.
*taps forehead knowingly*
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That the snappy finger thing through the shirt?Yeah I can't do that. Don't want to put the time in either, as I can't help feeling that would contain the rapey vibe you're advising me to avoid.
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Kroney, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:21,
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It does help if the girls in question think of you as being in that "friend zone" that only the long-term committed or rampantly homosexual can achieve(, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)
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