Okay.
Cook some chicken. Put some natural yoghurt on it and pretend it's a curry.*

*I may be taking the piss slightly.

Seriously though, why not look at the Pasanda.

www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/pasanda.htm
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck! now I want a curry.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)

What is your favourite/usual order?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Vegetable biryani.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I could quite go a veggie curry about now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

first curry I had was at this tiny restaurant at the beach
they had this amazing dish with zucchini, brocoli, onions, carrots and chicken, spicy but so yum, and apparently, it's not actually anything you can order on a menu anywhere else
fuckers
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Should you ever make it over the pond.
You could eat curry every night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I could probably, but is it really that great for you to be able to eat every night?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)

It doesn't seem to do Indians much harm.
They're like whippets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

true dat

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

mm curry
I could fancy some now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Did you catch WR?
The end was good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Waiting for it to appear on bbciplayer :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I wish I'd never mentioned it, now I want some
with these stupid braces, half my meal gets in my teeth and not down my throat
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

you got them then
how are they? I remember mine hurt lots
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

well my teeth are achey but not too bad
thought they sliced my lip open there for a minute but they hadn't
it's not so bad, just needing to get used to it is all :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:55, Reply)