For fuck's sake.
I don't need a dark pink tie, I need a deep pink tie.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:41, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sympathy reply.
*there there*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Nicely done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Have you been on your holidays?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)

what?
I now have a metal mouth.
Am consoling myself by having a massive chocolate banana shake.
Fuck yeah.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)

JAWS!
Not too painful I hope.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)

the teeth
omfg
the teeth hurt, not like an outright pain but an annoying uncomfortable vice sort of pain
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)

That is probably a sign that they are working.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

probably!
it's inhibiting my smoking habit
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I tried to make baba ganoush and I failed.
FML
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)

A goulash made from babies!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_ghanoush
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I think my recepie is better.
Get baby. Blend. Make goulash.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

i'm not a big fan of eggplant

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

It was supposed to taste smokey but it tasted burnt.
I think I know where I went wrong and I'm going to try again at the weekend.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

well i hope it works out well for you!
i may just try to make a curry
curry curry curry curry
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Woohoo!
If you can get the ingredients then you can't go wrong.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

surprisingly enough, i'm fairly certain they have them all at WALMART
can you believe that?
if not, they have kits at the grocery store with all the ingrediants necessary
yay for cheating
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Well you won't be short of recipes on t'internet.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I've used ideas from here before
www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/index.htm

Give it a go K!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)

well I don't know where to start
I had the chicken korma from a kit I think and it was hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooot.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I think we've had this conversation before but Kormas are the mildest curry you can have.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:12, Reply)

yeah, but it was fucking I mean FUCKING HOT
I had something once that was chicken and onions in a yellow curry sauce and it was well tasty and not hot at all.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Probably put too many chillies in the packet. *shrugs*
Try Jeff's pasanda.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)

*shrugs* maybe i will then *shrugs*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I won't fuckin' bother next time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I was only shrugging cause she shrugged.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I'm all about the shrugs.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)

s r
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

It couldn't have been a Korma then K.
The Korma is really really mild.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)

No, it was a Korma.
This is it.

and I did add some extra spice but it wasn't enough to make it that spicy, I add that much spice to everything I cook and it's not spicy. This shit was HOT.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Two possible things have happened here K.
1/ It was a lot hotter than it should have been.
2/ You're a curry bender.

What do you think?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

1 obviously.
OBVIOUSLY
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)

The answer is to make your own then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)

*shrugs*
maybe I will then
*shrugs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

If you make them yourself they taste so much better than anything from a jar or packet.
And you can make it exactly how you want it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I don't know enough about curry to experiment

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)

If you make a basic curry sauce
www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/sauce.htm

You'd then use that as a base sauce for other dishes, so if you wanted to make a Madras, you'd be looking at adding www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/madras.htm to it, or if you wanted to make a mild curry, you'd use the basic curry sauce and www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/korma.htm

You can experiment by adjusting the second recipe so that it isn't too spicey, so add a little less of the hot stuff (you can always add more, but you can't take it out as easily) and work your way from there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:49, Reply)

oooooooohhhhhh
thanks jeff
the roommate and I have decided to make curry this weekend thanks to your suggestions :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Okay.
Cook some chicken. Put some natural yoghurt on it and pretend it's a curry.*

*I may be taking the piss slightly.

Seriously though, why not look at the Pasanda.

www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/pasanda.htm
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Fuck! now I want a curry.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)

What is your favourite/usual order?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Vegetable biryani.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I could quite go a veggie curry about now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

first curry I had was at this tiny restaurant at the beach
they had this amazing dish with zucchini, brocoli, onions, carrots and chicken, spicy but so yum, and apparently, it's not actually anything you can order on a menu anywhere else
fuckers
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Should you ever make it over the pond.
You could eat curry every night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I could probably, but is it really that great for you to be able to eat every night?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:35, Reply)

It doesn't seem to do Indians much harm.
They're like whippets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

true dat

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

mm curry
I could fancy some now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Did you catch WR?
The end was good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Waiting for it to appear on bbciplayer :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I wish I'd never mentioned it, now I want some
with these stupid braces, half my meal gets in my teeth and not down my throat
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

you got them then
how are they? I remember mine hurt lots
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

well my teeth are achey but not too bad
thought they sliced my lip open there for a minute but they hadn't
it's not so bad, just needing to get used to it is all :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Evening all!
I made a fantastic chicken thing with some leeks, it turned out luuurvely. I am very happy now. I was going to use t'other chicken breast tomorrow in a fricassee but I might just do this again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:54, Reply)

and I don't need 3 hours of corporate 'training'
which is a pile of cliched wank which I am unlikely to get paid for or get any frigging benefit from.

Apparently "All emotions are caused internally" REALLY, fucktards?! Then I've cooked up some pretty good murderous rage for you tedious cunts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

cuddling guinea pigs made me feel better, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

i hated mine
he always climbed up my arm and pissed on my shoulder
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

really?
Mine are lovely, even if they are squabbling over the tube I just put in their cage.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)

every fucking time, finally i just stopped letting him on me

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Does one of the guinea pigs want to go on a Central Line, but the other wants to go on the Hammersmith and District?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

it's purple and green so that makes it what?
district and something?

well either way it's already crowded
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Make them both an Oyster card.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I wouldn't take that from a corporate trainer
you should report him, Kris.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)

HAHA

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Opinions on false tan?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)

in a bed, yes
lotions and spray, no
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)

too fair for sunbeds

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)

nah
just start small and work your way up, it's really the best way to go
or get out in the sun
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)

People that pale skin should shy away from the sun as much as possible.
Spray tans are the best bet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)

they make you orange and they're not as attractive as the tanning bed
you can work up to a nice base tan in about 3 weeks if you go every day
then you'd be able to spend as much time in the sun as you like without burning
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)

If you can find one that is easy to apply and gives a nice colour then go for it.
Go for a spray tan.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I am tempted by this MysticTan
I only want the lightest one, just so that I don't glow in the dark with my fluorescent whiteness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)

pale is for winners!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I think if you're that pale then you should stick with it and embrace it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:07, Reply)

that is always my plan
yellow hair clashes with healthy coloured skin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)

can't wear summer skirts/dresses
with white legs. Dead fish
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I just never wear anything higher than
my ankles, perhaps lower calf if I'm feeling adventurous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)

you'll get orange

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:07, Reply)

nah I'm going for the lightest colour

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)

The lightest colour is 'clear'.
It would be cheaper to just have a shower.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:14, Reply)

no, it will turn you orange, they even tell you that it turns orange as it fades

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:15, Reply)

yes yes yes
but practice it several times before the big day. go to a nice salon and get a good spray and then try a couple of other shades!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)

You can also get mobile spray tanners that come to your home.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)

INTERESTING
my friend has a beautician who spends all day with her once a month working her over from top to toe. i am tempted to invest. the beautician is indian, and the best beauticians usually are!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Ruby from Ruby and Millie is georgeous.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)

a whole day! bloody hell

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Maybe she is HUGE!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:12, Reply)

You're right
I think I'll get one quite soon, see how it looks, then get it done two days before the ball if it looks good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:09, Reply)

when it comes to make-up
i am always right.

shame about every other area in life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Stay pale! Fake tan never totally suits someone who is naturally pale unless you get it specifically matched to your skin tone
Then again you're not super pale so perhaps my argument is invalid.
I'm seriously considering investing in some of that expensive body make-up so I can get rid of veins and stuff without looking ridiculous.
(Charmander, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I sometimes use
the Sally Hansen leg makeup. It works incredibly well. www.boots.com/en/Sally-Hansen-Airbrush-Legs-Medium-Glow_18420/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I will take your recommendation.
Only saw the stuff advertised the other day, and I've been prattling on about how someone should "invent" it for years. I'm a fool. How are you anyway?
(Charmander, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)

it's really amazing stuff
last time I wore a really short dress (months ago) it gave me the courage to go outside in it.

I'm okay thanks. How are you? So sorry I missed your b-day, but will get you some wine when I next see you :) looks like such a good event though!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Aaw thanks
There will always be a place in Camberwell for you *gush*
(but only after my self-inflicted month's drinking abstinence is over)
Also I bought Vampire's Kiss the other day. Haven't dared watch it yet.
(Charmander, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Exams? I'm not really drinking either
haha, you looking forward to it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)

It needs to be a proper event fo' sure.

(Charmander, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

save it for after your drinking ban
and find a drinking game for it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

The people of off topic, pre holiday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)

100 fuck yeah!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

New thread DG.
Get on it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)