I had a bowl of Tesco pomegranate and raspberry wheats and a cup of tea
both using "hemp milk" which I decided to try on the spur of the moment last time I went shopping. Verdict: Not shit, but not great either.

I constantly have to be polite to my idiot co-workers instead of slapping some sense into them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How do you milk a hemp?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I imagine you just liquidise it
and then colour it until it looks a bit like milk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Ahhh.
Apparently you grind the seeds and add water and it makes a nutty milk. It is marketed in health and fitness publications as a "new health food darling". And it has no THC. Sounds pretty bent to me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Yeah, no THC is a bit disappointing
It's full of Omega-3 apparently, only real problem is it doesn't colour the tea like real milk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I thought only fish Omega-3 was good for the brain, not vegetable.
*shrugs* I steer clear of food fads and stuff anyway *wobbles belly*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

This was more a "milk is boring ooh new and different" purchase
I've tried soy milk in the past too, similar issues with tea colouration.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

tea colouration fucking minging taste
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

AND you have long hair
HIPPY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Shorter now
I had a haircut, so it's back level with my shoulderblades. I'm like David Ginola in his pomp.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

If that was true you wouldn't need the inflatable sex dolls
Except maybe to use as weapons to beat away the hordes of frothing clunge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)

You don't inflate muppets
you need to keep your memes straight. I can see why you might have a problem with that...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Oooooh... BITCH
I missed the muppets thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)