Pfft!
Get to 45 without having kids and then you can have a bloody badge.

Although I must admit to it being easy when no-one wants to have sex with you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If I get to 45 without children
I'll be a happy man.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I am supremely confident of my ability to do so
Because Ms Foxtrot categorically will not bear my child, and it's unlikely that anyone else will shag me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Fighting them off with a shitty stick, me.
Oh yes. Not a moment to myself...
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Stop wearing Lynx
It does wonders for the amount of free time you get
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Do you want kids?
I could probably get hold of some at a very reasonable price
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

No.
I'm just stating how easy it was for me not to get impregnated.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

By avoiding catface?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

And only allowing bum sex.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)