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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What happened to all the awesome people?
I'm not saying you lot are shit* but there used to be many more top posters round here. Where they fuck have they all gone? If you don't know, make something up.

* I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:09, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Really? Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)
God, I'm not going to make a list.
I'll miss someone off and they'll be all like "*sulks*" and I'll be all "Awww don't worry I love you really I'm just shit" and they'll go "Yeah well you can forget about that Red Bull I was going to buy you, you forgetful cunt" then I'll feel bad and drown my sorrows in cheap cider and cut myself with pinking shears and be adorned with zigzag scars forever and ever. Why would you do that to me, Kroney, why? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)
I feed on the tears of the injustly wronged.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)
What about the unjustly wronged?
Are they to be callously ignored, their only crime to be more literate?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Literacy is for geylordz

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)
How about the justly unwronged?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)
What about the wrongly unjust ?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)
They don't love us any more : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)
lucy got gin poisoning
HLT ate so much cake she exploded
Warmfuzzyfeeling knitted herself a cocoon and has been in hibernation
Spakka got recruited by an international spy agency
Melicious is in jail for a crime she didn't commit
Kaol is still on the run
Ethelred lives by the coast and, due to global warming and rising sea levels, drowned
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)
WFF had herself a gorgeous bouncing baby boy, she looks well happy.
But that's not as exciting, so I'll go with the crocheted cocoon thing, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)
People with kids are losers

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)
WOOHOO

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)
That reminds me
Kroney, Vippers and I occasionally congratulate ourselves on being the Childless Men of B3ta. We'd like a badge please.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Can I join the Barren Men club please.
The logo could be a sperm with a broken tail or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Would you
want to be part of a club that would let you join?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Not really, no.
I want to be asked to join the Masons, so I can tell them to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Me too, with a slight amendment
the Masons Manchester United
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)
They're not allowed to ask you
you have to ask them. My dad's one and he kept droping heavy hints.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Yes you can, just for that idea
Now design the damn badge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Pfft!
Get to 45 without having kids and then you can have a bloody badge.

Although I must admit to it being easy when no-one wants to have sex with you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)
If I get to 45 without children
I'll be a happy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)
I am supremely confident of my ability to do so
Because Ms Foxtrot categorically will not bear my child, and it's unlikely that anyone else will shag me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Fighting them off with a shitty stick, me.
Oh yes. Not a moment to myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Stop wearing Lynx
It does wonders for the amount of free time you get
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Do you want kids?
I could probably get hold of some at a very reasonable price
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)
No.
I'm just stating how easy it was for me not to get impregnated.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)
By avoiding catface?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)
And only allowing bum sex.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Possibly they were awesome because they have lives?
or we they spend most of their time on the secret awesome board.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I'm still here, flying the flag for mediocrity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:20, Reply)
*average fistbump*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)
meh...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Of course you're here.
Where else would you go.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I could do some work I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Let's not be hasty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Not that I was a top poster
but not here so much as I don't have so much time to follow threads.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I heard you got pregnant by a cameleopard and were last seen paddling a canoe down the Avon.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Nearly Noel.
I got the cameleopard pregnant and it was UP the Avon.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Check out those shoulders!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)
My computer's internet connection has suddenly become horse's arse
It's taking forever to refresh, which is obviously impacting my ability to make witty remarks with breathtaking speed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)
I hadn't noticed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)
I'll set 'em up, baby...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)
*bat*
park
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)
I misread that as *pat* bark and thought you were calling me a dog
You BITCH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)
i read it as "pat berk"
you wish!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)
I think we all do, Swipey
If by "pat" you mean "enjoy a drink in the delightful company of"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Have you tried turning it off
and turning it back on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I don't work in IT
I don't have that kind of technical know-how

Luckily it seems to be sorted now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Hah, muggles.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)
feckin IT
like the last one i had up here, who had to ring his own helpdesk. 5 times he tried. 5 times he got the answerphone. yeah, welcome to our world. eventually he turned to me, looking genuinely baffled, and said "gosh it's hard to get through to us isn't it?"

*seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Muggles are boring to talk to, all they do is complain.
Hardly surprising we don't answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)
geek

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Given your stories of your interactions with technology
I imagine your number is listed under "Do Not Answer" on their phones. Your techie's only mistake was forgetting that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)
IT support are useless gits the world over, end of story

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Lolwakkily we refer to them as the SH dept. SH-IT, geddit?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Sadly a lot of them are shit.
Much of the time a company will employ one of their own who "knows computers" as their IT support, rather than hiring professionals.

I've spoken to "colleagues" who've been proper donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Ours are proffesionally shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)
How so?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)
They don't install the spell-check extension to his browser.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I've always been shit

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)
you're shit
go shit yourself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Shit off.
I was wondering where you were. Did you sleep at all last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)
a bit. was here until about 1and back in for 7.30, so not much...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)
shitting crikey!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)
i hate my life

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)
No you doon't, you hate the days when you have to spend all night looking at legal bollocks
Justb amrry yourself off to some rich guy and sit back and relax
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)
i don't know any nice guys

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Ahem

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Nice STRAIGHT guys etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Foiled again!
*masturbates over Swipey's FB account futiley*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)
He didn't say "nice", he said "rich".

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)
You know lots of rich men!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)
swipey gets paid enough to compensate a few sleepless nights

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)
you sound like my boss :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)
aww sorry
I work 50 hours a week on average though and get paid shit so my sympathy is quite limited :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Sorry to say this hon but you should have done better at Uni.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:57, Reply)
I didn't go to Uni
and I earn more than all of you.

Maybe.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)
As what?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)
A gigilo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Claims adjuster

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)
I think I'd rather be poor.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Tried that.
It's overrated.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Me too.
But to be honest I've been just as happy poor as I am now, comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Once you earn it
you don't want it to go down, is the problem.

I have doing this for 20 years now. Jesus!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
My friend completed the degree I was doing
he earns even less than me. I believe degrees for the most part are overrated.

Also I fuking hated uni and made myself very ill so I think it was probably a good call getting out when I did otherwise you would probably have never met me as I would have been locked up/dead/other
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)
What did you study?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)
biology

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Woohoo!
No wonder you're so good at motorboating.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
hahaha
That was my favourite lecture
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)
It's all about choices.
Which Uni used to give you, when there were jobs.

My job is a bit shit but I had limited choices as I had limited qaulifications. I now have vocational qulifications.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I did an art degree.
Managed to get work by getting vocational qualifications in office work afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Or try being more effcient and get your work done in less hours

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)
I don't do overtime
That's my contracted amount of hours
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)
They're the real winners, they've given up looking at shit, and possibly found a mix of medications that work

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)
FML

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Fuck off Bert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Two people in my office just high fived
I may have to kill them
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Make out you're joining in and slap them in the face instead.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)
This is a very good idea, but not harsh enough
slap kick
face fucking bollocks

Harder to implement, but enormously satisfying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)
I've just spent five minutes - FIVE MINUTES - explaining AV to the office eye candy
at the end of which I told her she should vote for it, if she thought it was fairer than the current system, which she did, because she's not a complete fucktard. She then undermined this last point by replying "oh I'm not voting for it, I'm not on the electoral register"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Then she is less
likely to be missed after you've finished with her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)
She's 5'10" and very skinny
I think I'll turn her into a fence post, if she survives the act of penetration.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Has she got one of those massive heeds?
with a match stick body?

5'10" is good, we likes 'em tall.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)
What about 5'10" and built like a brick shithouse?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Bend over

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Yep
As long aas she's got big bangers and isn't really fat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)
34F if I recall correctly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)
I like 'em tall too, the missus is also 5'10"
But I like a bit of a curve on a woman. The girl in question is sort of straight up and down. I think she might violate my "thinner than my penis" rule
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Sounds like a good rule.
How does it go?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)
"she's thinner than my penis, it would be scientifically unwise to shag her"
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)
I don't think the yes vote will win.
All the young adults won't vote because they either don't care or can't be bothered and all the old people will vote no because they hate change.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)
It won't win.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)
hahahaha
I voted no, just to piss off Al
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Don't panic.
/OT just got a little more awe-inspiring - your resident moaning old man is here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)
who's making you moan today then?
(the lucky lucky bitch)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Actually no-one, I've taken today as holiday and I'm seeing my daughter at 7.
Also I'm sat in my pants eating grilled jerk pork steaks and I've got two more in the marinade waiting to go. I'm feeling alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Damnit, why am I not doing this today?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Your pants are in the wash?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Jamaica's Pride Jerk Seasoning is my tip for the day.
It looks like a dark green curry paste and ROCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)
YES!
*punches air*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I managed to buy some dud scotch bonnets on Monday.
I put two in some dal and it was still entirely edible. Reckon I am due a refund?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
How can they be dud?
Did they have seeds inside?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Yes, but they were gay chillies.
Didn't even touch the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)
sounds like the receptacle might have been too wide
if you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

*thatsthejoke.gif*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Oh good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)
That post is sarcastic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I'd have thought you'd be too busy DOMINATING THE POPULAR BOARD
to have time to reply to the likes of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)
You are correct, I have added to my tally,
But i still have time for the little people, and talking to you is like doing charity work where you take old people out for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)
And get them wasted?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I'm top of the popular board at the minute
The apocalypse is nigh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Morning all
I'm not liking the fact that work is getting in the way of b3ta this week. Sheesh, I ask you.

Maybe a lot of people are still on holiday or have b3ta banned these days, I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)
I think mainly they got bored of it
When it was banned here I didn't miss it after a week or so
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)
A lot of companies are buying internet security solutions with blockers on them
B3ta appears to have added to a lot of them under the Tasteless category. We've used a couple of popular ones and B3ta's been there on both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)
We get the main board banned but not offtopic

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)
The two we've used has done for the whole domain.
If I wasn't able to turn it off, it'd be awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)
I use that turb0t thing now, but still get redexs for all the images

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)
I use
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1190630
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Your powers are too weak for my firewall old man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Loads of people deleted their accounts when you started posting a lot.
That's the real reason and I'm sorry to have be the one to tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)
YEAH!
Fuck you all! That's right, fuck off. Go on....all of you
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)
They already have, Sporty.
That's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Are you still here?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)
i want a t-shirt, but it is £24 + £4 p&p
This feels a tad expensive, on the other hand it's bonus month and I get extra for being awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)
A particular T-shirt?
Show us so we can judge you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)
can't it's on a website that needs you to login
and I can't use b3stards on this proxy, needless to say it is White and stripy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Is it of a bloke and a woman who might have been married
and everyone thinks they are good for some reason?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)
It's a pink crop-top emblazoned with the 'Bronski Beat' logo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)
I preferred the enormous link

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Me too but I thought it was a little too ostentatious.
I'm a humble soul, not for me the dizzying glories of the popular page...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)
This is true

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)
'''Here's your payslip Mr Ape,
there's a little extra in there for you this month in recognition of your achievements on the popular page'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Boo-ya!
*rings bell*
*puts on blazer*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Back inside for double maths

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)
What is this "bonus" of which you speak?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Annual, 12% of my salary and some more as I exceeded my objectives for last year
mainly i will use it to pay off my credit card...again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Is it the Whizzer and Chips annual?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)
I hope so, although I prefer the beano

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)

be o us
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Nicely.
Ours didn't come close to that. Did get my first payrise in four years, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I did manage a "whopping*" payrise this year
* may contain vast quantities of lie
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Hey, I'm still here, I've just been trying to cut back on posting recently.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)
But other crows may end up posting
of a far inferior quality
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)
*sighs* This is true.
I shall have to pop back every so often to maintain the standard of posting crows. Not that any other crows post on /OT.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Oh, well done
Give Bert an idea for his next nick, why don't you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)
AIDS, innit
Or that's what Nick Clegg wants you to believe

Old joke is old
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

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