Every time my wife starts to tell me about her dreams..
..I tell her it's boring and I don't care. She tells me anyway.

I usually have about five seconds of dream rememberance after waking up but then it's gone, so I couldn't inflict my dreams of [being a Ghostbuster / almost cheating on my wife but having too many dream-morals / being eaten by a werewolf*] on anyone else if I tried.

*educated guesses
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who are you and what have you done with Bert?

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

He's at home, washing his tights

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Dream morals are the ruination of my subconcious noctural life
but the saviour of my sheets
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I really, really, really, really, really don't want to click this
But the officelol it gave me dictates I must
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Oh man you're feeding his domination

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

WATCH OUT, POLAND!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I read that as Poundland and it made sense.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Nakedape in Pov shocker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

The shame, the shame
I'd kill myself but i can't afford the bleach
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

It wouldn't surprise me if your ' casual shoes ' are Hi Tec Silver Shadows no less

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
Or Lottos.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

NAKEDAPE IS A FUCKING TRAMP

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

They're British Knight's ACTUALLY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Well then you should return them to this British knight forthwith.
You thieving povvo cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Fancy stealing Ian McKellan's shoes
Everyone knows gays can't fight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Poland are a bunch of fucking pussies
Even your lot managed it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

something, something, something darkside
something, something, something complete
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)