that thread is long
and i am too tired to read it. i keep half-falling asleep at my desk because i was here v late last night, because the work is boring, and because i had thai rice for lunch. it is making me think how nice it would be to have a couple of hours in my massive soft white bed right now.

anyway this is making me think about falling asleep and dreaming and how fucking boring it is when people tell you their dreams. are you guilty of this (DON'T tell us about the actual dream mm-kay)?

and who's the most boring person you know/what's the most boring thing anyone has ever said to you? £10 for "what shall we talk about". £0 for rachelswipe, rswipe, swipey or any other permutation.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:14, 190 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Monty
Just thought I'd prempt his ineviatble post about me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Dream on, 'Dominator'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

or rix
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

have you converted your 15" black rubber dildo into a vibrator?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Oh man!
*plots*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

*sends screwfix cataloge*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Oh, the real answer is probably belladonna
Where has she rolled off to anyway?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)

To put the kettled on

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Munchy Box heaven

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Leave it out
Bella's awesome when she's being engaged in conversation instead of trolled to fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

She is?
I thought she was a rubbish combination of smart, daft, strong and incredibly wet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I get on really well with her
And not in an AA way, before you say it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

has she abandoned b3ta?
or is she just in Brighton?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I don't really know on either count
We correspond by text and have done for a while, thus I hadn't really given her absence from B3ta much thought.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

She's back from Brighton now, I think she's just avoiding this place

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Tell her that we're all thinking of her

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

+ rolling around on the floor

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)

And in your case, wanking like a retarded monkey, with your belt around your neck, and your tongue hanging out
/Hutchence lolz
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I know, I'm not knocking it, each to their own and that.
I stand by my analysis above.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I don't troll her
much
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)

True
But saying you don't troll her much compared to certain other B3tans is hardly an achievement.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

We all get trolled a bit
and she doesn't get it as much as you do (or bobby for that matter)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)

*ahem*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Fuck off you Northern cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)

You're still not very good at this, are you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Am too

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Are not times infinity.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

shouldn't you be getting ready for your long nap?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Nahh, going to leave it for this year, too busy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I remember when I used to get trolled.
Only Wormulus and Rory bother now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Rory trolls everyone
I have it on reasonably good authority that Wormulus is a prick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

He's a nice chap in real life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Rory or Wormulus?
Something tells me that Rory is probably quite a giggle IRL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)

He means Wormulus.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I spent a highly entertaining evening
with Donkey Gums, Dr Preference, Wormulus and Chompy. It was really enjoyable. The only downside was Sexface to whom I took an instant dislike, due to his bragging about his ungentlemanly behaviour. He was like a Truelad version of Jerome Flynn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I'd like to have been a fly on that wall.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Why is that?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

So she could shit in your drinks.
Do flies even shit?
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

ew no!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

They puke on your food dont they?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I think they consider anything food.
They puke on it then suck it up.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

because it's fun to watch men talk and interact

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Is it?
I must have been watching the wrong men.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Must have.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Fair enough.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Plus, that's a fine selection of men, Donkey Gums is awesome.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Fit. Would.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Who is sexface?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

A cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Narrow it down please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

rapist from /talk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

But we have our own resident night stalker already
Who gets the sloppy seconds?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

They do Tantric rape so there's no mess no fuss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I see
Kind of defeats the point though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I know nothing of Donkey Gums or Dr Preference
Otherwise, this sounds like an excellent use of a controlled explosion.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Wormulus is too haughty for me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I told him I liked his real name and he laughed at me :(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Oh I know that, I've met him.
And I like getting the attention from Rory.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Too easy
attention cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Those gazzes are safe on my hard drive : D

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)

The same hard drive where you store all of my lusty love notes?
Ewwww, Rory and I are the electronic equivalent of custard cousins
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Chocolate chums more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Marmite matadors more like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

bovril brothers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

fudge friends

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

chutney compadres

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

semen siblings

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

rectum relatives

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Whilst this is all very amusing
you are putting WAY too much thought into it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

anal acquaintances

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Hershey Highway Hitchhiker High-Fivers?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

doppelgangers des gametes

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)

*click*
Stealing that, thank you Mr Boyce
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I think the difference is that I get it from everyone (careful now), relatively mildly,
whereas a few people went after Bella pretty viciously. But you're right, everyone gets stick on B3ta.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I'm occasionally guilty of the dream thing
but I do have very very odd dreams. And I make up for the occasional lapse by being quite happy to listen to other people's dreams.

Alt: Being trapped for forty minutes by an old man who wanted to relive his glory rowing days at Oxford. I like people's stories, but he droned on and on about irrelevancies.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)

You should have punched him in the cock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

ck x
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I wish I'd thought of that.
'You should have hacked his knob off with a rusty penknife and left him with a coxless pair'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I think we both win this time.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

*tripod-fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Where is that bemohawked chin factory anyway?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Busy at work I shouldn't wonder.
Those perverts won't catch themselves you know.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Killed by the US in his hideout then hurriedly buried at sea.
RIP Chin Laden.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I suspect that I have just audibly guffawed during a teleconference

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Does it smell?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Bloody awful
*is probably the wrong punchline to the wrong question*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

damn your nimble fingers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH aw END STRIKETHROUGH
Errrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Amazing idea
he'd have been left unable to have a stroke

bad rowing puns
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Funnily enough I had a very strange dream last night.
My step dad is lovely but his only three topics of conversation are cars, work and my family.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

To be fair, Robert Lindsay's comical capers are well worth chatting about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I do have a soft spot for Zoe Wannamaker.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

soft wet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Right by the leaky plumbing.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Damn, so do I.
Somehow I think she'd really annoy me if I ever met her but I do so want to cover her in maple syrup, banana pancakes, hundred and thousands and icing sugar and roll around on her a bit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

She reminds me of a pixie.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I think she's a pixie-faced cunt and I'd happily blind her with a skewer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Haha!
This is probably why she reminds me of a pixie.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Haha!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

A top piece of programming from the BBC, worth the license fee alone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Man, i wish they'd recommision "My hero"
That was tip top
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Oh man that paddy simpleton was simply su-perb in that.
So, so funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

but what you really want
is a recommission of "Mind Your Language"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

That and 'Love thy Neighbour'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Neither were a patch on 'The Melting Pot'

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Or 'Curry and Chips'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Curry and Chips lasted a whole series though - the Beeb lost its nerve pulled Melting Pot after just one episode!

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)

This sounds well worth investigating.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I have a copy of the book of the script by Spickles and Neil Shand, replete with cartoons by Bill Tidy ...
Nobody knows where the unshown films of eps 2-6 are languishing though.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I'm going to get my Google on

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I'm knackered.
I do tell people about my dreams if they're suitably disturbing.

Alt: A girl in a class I have. So annoying I want to extract each hair individually. And stamp on her nose.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

You're tired because you're lounging around in bed
Up and at 'em young lady
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I had a dream about B3th and a friend of mine and Crunchy's last night
Look at me not telling you about it.

Most boring person = Chompy. Easy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

SHOCK
but he's so witty and charming?!11?!?!one!?eleventy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I am nothing if not unpredictable
I know it's mean to go after such an easy target, but he's, y'know, a total cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Every time my wife starts to tell me about her dreams..
..I tell her it's boring and I don't care. She tells me anyway.

I usually have about five seconds of dream rememberance after waking up but then it's gone, so I couldn't inflict my dreams of [being a Ghostbuster / almost cheating on my wife but having too many dream-morals / being eaten by a werewolf*] on anyone else if I tried.

*educated guesses
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Who are you and what have you done with Bert?

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

He's at home, washing his tights

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Dream morals are the ruination of my subconcious noctural life
but the saviour of my sheets
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I really, really, really, really, really don't want to click this
But the officelol it gave me dictates I must
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Oh man you're feeding his domination

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

WATCH OUT, POLAND!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I read that as Poundland and it made sense.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Nakedape in Pov shocker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

The shame, the shame
I'd kill myself but i can't afford the bleach
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

It wouldn't surprise me if your ' casual shoes ' are Hi Tec Silver Shadows no less

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
Or Lottos.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

NAKEDAPE IS A FUCKING TRAMP

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

They're British Knight's ACTUALLY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Well then you should return them to this British knight forthwith.
You thieving povvo cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Fancy stealing Ian McKellan's shoes
Everyone knows gays can't fight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Poland are a bunch of fucking pussies
Even your lot managed it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

something, something, something darkside
something, something, something complete
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

When I used to work at Newcastle Uni
There was a guy called George whose ONLY topic of conversation was about motorbikes and motorbike racing. After 4 years it did start to get slightly tedious.

In terms of dreams, I have mental ones all the time. They are like LSD sci-fi ones, or odd things like that.

Mrs Cow always has bad dreams
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Bad dreams?
Married to a top legend like yourself?

I'd call that ungrateful.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I thought so
Cheers boss

Maybe she has to have bad dreams to compensate for the good whilst she is awake
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Waking nightmares?
Fucking hell, I had those when I was with my wife. That woman could spend some serious money.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I've been having really disturbing dreams lately that wake me up and make me think "Oh thank goodness, that didn't happen.".
I think the most borring conversation I've had with a b3tan was with some guy at a bash who spoke to me for what seriously felt like 2 hours about his football club, it was some small backwards football club which probably lends their football pitch to the local primary school to use during lunch hour. OH CHRIST, that was teddious.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Teddious - Wishing the person you were talking to gets attacked by a bear.

See also: Tiggious
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

hahahaha!
clickyclicky
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I've spoken to Al about this - he needs to stop.

( thealternativefact, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

haha
Hello you, back in civilisation yet?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I had to sail back on a bale of hay, and now I'm at work, so that's shit.
PASTIES!
( thealternativefact, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)

was it me?
It's entirely possible.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

It could be, do you remember having the most borring conversation that has ever been said by anyone to anyone since the dawn of history?
Because if you do, then it very well could be you.

i can't remember what you look like, sorry.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Actually, no, there was some guy who went on and on about CRT telivisions, that was on par.
Oh god, I really hope that isn't you too, I just can't remember.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Oh God I really hope it is

( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

no interest in them
Phew!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

He looks like if one of the Hairy Bikers got chronic AIDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

One can but dream

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'm usually pretty good at keeping it brief unless there's active interest
as in, some actual football conversation, not just "really, how interesting".

So I hope it wasn't me. I'll apologise on their behalf anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

It's OK if it was, at least there was Content involved... Monty was so smacked up on smack crack cocain that he left out that component when rambling on and on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

It's true!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

<3 u(r misses)

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)

YOU'RE DOING IT AGAINzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I can guarantee this wasn't me.
If you had said "parsnips" instead of "football", then maybe. You didn't, though.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

why yes, yes I am guilty of it
I do it ALL the time

my mom usually calls me up to tell me what she's buying at the grocery store, that's pretty dull
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

This is totally off topic... Hey! Off topic! I've literally just put that together!
but I found this tragically hilarious

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

It's been out for ages.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

just like DF

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)

KAPLOWIE ! RIGHT IN THE KISSER !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)

why is everyone saying this

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Why is /talk referencing Jackie Gleason so much at the moment?

( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Really? I've not noticed....I got it from the simpsons.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Maybe he died.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Before I was born...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

That's the joke.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

There's been some odd memes on b3ta before now,
but Jackie Gleason?
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Dammit, I'm so not down with the kids

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Downs with the flids

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Links 2 months ago is that way <---

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I find you tragically hilarious.
Apart from the hilarious bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Aww, are you still upset because I said I wanted you to die in a controlled explosion?
You know Chompy was my main target, Monts. You're strictly collateral damage. That's all you mean to me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Yes, that's it. I am still upset about that. Very, very upset.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

so much hatred on ze internets

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

A woman scorned, and all that...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Oh, and "I find you tragically" doesn't make sense
Unless you went looking for me and were fucking gutted when you succeeded.

Which actually does sound likely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Fucking Germans.
Selling us cars from factories that we taught them how to build!

Forward thinking, long term planning industrious mo-fo's!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Did anyone else watch that Barnes Wallace doc
about the bouncing bombs? It were reet good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I started but had to leave at 9, might try an catch the second hlf on 4OD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Very good.
It makes you wonder how the hell they managed it. Back of a fag packet design and knock up the final version in a draughty aircraft hangar.

Cost: 3 n 6 and a pickled egg.
Job done on the filthy hun: Priceless.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)

It was excellent hearing of all his problems

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Is this now the most boring conversation ever?
*worries*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

The concept of the programme appealed to me but I knew it would eventually bore me to tears.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)