About which part?
OK, you got me, I'm not even baronet material. I'm a commoner, a serf, a peasant, I'm barely justified in having a penis. Happy now?
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you are the amoeba of sex
and they don't even HAVE SEX!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:56, Reply)

It's true, it's true
I reproduce by binary fission :(
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)

You cannot conceive that it can be awkward after sex?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Only if you let it.

( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)

What if it were a mistake?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)

How can you mistakenly have sex with someone?
If I didn't want to do them, I wouldn't be in bed with them.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I suspect alcohol
and nefarious schemes.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Honestly, by the time it's got around to meeting up for an official "date"
I've already decided if I'm alright with sleeping with them or not. What's the point in going on one if you aren't open to it?

Basically, I'm everything that women hate about men.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

to be fair, they're the ones that get the most nookie, amirite?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)