Cheer me up, someone, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:25, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I cycled into the back of a Taxi yesterday?
Money isn't the be and and end all either, I'm sure you'll be fine. Do you have someone to help you with the forms and stuff?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You pillock. Are you OK?
I have taken on the services of a chap to sort it all out: they negotiate with your creditors and basically do everything. All I have to do is supply statements etc which is easy.

He claims to have a 99% success rate getting these things arranged. It should reduce monthly repayments of the best part of a grand down to about £250-300.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

It was a funny one, trust me. More stupidity on my part
than anything else.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I like the question mark that implies you're not entirely sure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Probably concussion, Gonz.

( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Maybe instead of getting concussion from hitting a car in the road, he should pay tax to use the road like all the other decent people who use the road (except perdestrians).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)

All of this could have been avoided if he'd just driven a car
like all us normal non-hippie people. I'm amazed he didn't get his kaftan caught in the chain.
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

That's utterly shite fella
Sorry, this is the best I can do at short notice.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Hahah
It does exactly what it says on the tin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'm gettibf

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'm getting ready for my grandadd

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

fuck you mobile internet in the midlands

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)