House viewings and boxing, on a min detox
Sas Christian is one of my favourite artists and I would like this piece please

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Eye sockets that large would severely weaken the structural strength of the skull.
The artist hasn't really thought it through.
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Shows an attraction with youg children.
Paaaaeeeedddddooooo
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, right.
But I reckon, right, *I* reckon, that the artist's had an abduction experience and suppressed memories of this experience keep leaking out of his subconscious and he transcribes them onto canvas through depictions of large-eyed almost humans looming in at him from the painting.

That's what *I* reckon.
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

the artist is a bird

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Holding the brush in his beak must be difficult

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Hahaha

( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

...beakpiss?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Well, that explains it
It's very difficult to manipulate a paintbrush with your beak.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

More tangible explanation than mine,
I'll go with with yours then.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

The artist certainly does seem to lack any drawing ability
It's shit
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Probably on an Athena poster.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I guess it's lucky Bob's not teaching art.

( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

course I teach art, it's the foundation phase.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Ouch

( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I'm pretty good at drawing and stuff
however am shit at modelling which is a massive part so will be relying on my TA.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Tits and arse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Terrible Acne

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Territorial Army

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Probably for the best
I'm sure the kids don't want to have to draw you in the buff
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I like this chap,
but then I've taken waaaay too many hallucinogens:
www.google.co.uk/search?q=patrick+woodroffe&hl=en&prmd=ivnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=O87DTYmvDIyDhQfA-tH4Aw&ved=0CEIQsAQ&biw=1259&bih=823
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

bit too bright for me, the pallette, not you!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Acid casualty art, it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I have one more big bag of mushrooms (circa 60) left
I don't whether to smash em in this weekend or not. Meant to be detoxing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I had some last weekend.
The dose was too small for my tastes, but quite funny nonetheless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

with these you need about 10 for tingles, 15-20 for a trip worth mentionigng

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

It is interesting, but I'm not sure I want it in my living room.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Me neither.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Fantasy art
classy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You will not like any of her stuff then.
I like the big eyes, I just wish the cigarette was longer, who smokes tabs that low?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

My sister.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

bloody hell when it get's to about a cm from the filter I usually kill it.
different strokes and what not
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

She's got eyes like Lady Penelope

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

they all do
www.saschristian.com
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

This boy needs help.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

it's a lady

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

This lady needs help.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1191872

See? I was right.
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

huh?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Abuction victim.
The focus is the eyes, always the eyes, looking down at you out of the canvas from a dominant vantage point.

Classic stuff, dude. She probably wakes up screaming in the middle of the night with the fading half-memory of white rooms and medical experiments dying within her mind.
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

cool, I love her work, does that make me a mental too?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

No, you just have poor taste.

( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

pffft, we're both on here!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Fact!

( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

As a fan, you should e-mail her.
Tell her that the eyes are just right, but the heads need to be bigger.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)