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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Righty-ho, we appear to have stalled somewhat.
What nomalicious joys does this weekend hold for you?

Alt: if you could own one original piece of art which would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:01, 198 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Tracy Emins tent
I'd take it to reading festival and burn it.

*edit* Oh sorry you said art.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Copy'n'paste this into your address bar for funtimes
javascript:var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='http://erkie.github.com/asteroids.min.js';void(0);
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Mine might be this:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Oh, well if we're allowed that sort of thing
It'd be a toss-up between the original canvases of Space Ritual and Court of the Crimson King...or, at the risk of expressing my inner Simpsons Tie, possibly one of HR Giger's Alien.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Fucking right we're allowed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)
It's the last game of the season in the world of Championship football.
So I'll go and watch that.

Followed by beer and a curry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)
The statue of Zeus from the temple at Olympia
I'd have it sitting in my front garden, judging the neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Next to a statue of Len Goodman?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)
SEVEN!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)
seVEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Work this weekend
I believe my garden would greatly benefit from the addition of the Equestrian Statue of Marcus Aurelius wot is on the Capitoline
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Cleaning! Oh joy!
Something by Egon Shiele or Frida Kahlo. I quite like Paula Rego too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)
This weekend
hopefully includes a BBQ and beer. After this shit week in work I require alcohol and meat

I'd take the Mona Lisa, then flog it and pay off your debts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Oh dear!
news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/10
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Perfect barbeque weather
cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I can't imagine the men of the North East are bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I think I may have just turned gay

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Cracking tits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I'm sure someone posted a link where you can get a T-shirt to look like him
Seriously? FAT FUCKING CUNT

No Use Fighting Curry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)
SHUT THE _FUCK_ UP WOOKIE, YOU SHUT UP RIGHT HTIS INSTANT.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)
W're going to a B&B in the Peak District
The Smithy, recommended by a B3tan on here a while ago. First possible wet weekend in months, and I've picked it. Typical.

Alt, I'll have Leonardo's note books please.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Good art choice!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Cheers, I wouldn't be flogging them neither.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Was he your favourite of all the ninja turtles?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)
House viewings and boxing, on a min detox
Sas Christian is one of my favourite artists and I would like this piece please

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Eye sockets that large would severely weaken the structural strength of the skull.
The artist hasn't really thought it through.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Shows an attraction with youg children.
Paaaaeeeedddddooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, right.
But I reckon, right, *I* reckon, that the artist's had an abduction experience and suppressed memories of this experience keep leaking out of his subconscious and he transcribes them onto canvas through depictions of large-eyed almost humans looming in at him from the painting.

That's what *I* reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)
the artist is a bird

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Holding the brush in his beak must be difficult

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)
...beakpiss?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Well, that explains it
It's very difficult to manipulate a paintbrush with your beak.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)
More tangible explanation than mine,
I'll go with with yours then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)
The artist certainly does seem to lack any drawing ability
It's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Probably on an Athena poster.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I guess it's lucky Bob's not teaching art.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)
course I teach art, it's the foundation phase.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)
I'm pretty good at drawing and stuff
however am shit at modelling which is a massive part so will be relying on my TA.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Tits and arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Terrible Acne

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Territorial Army

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Probably for the best
I'm sure the kids don't want to have to draw you in the buff
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)
I like this chap,
but then I've taken waaaay too many hallucinogens:
www.google.co.uk/search?q=patrick+woodroffe&hl=en&prmd=ivnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=O87DTYmvDIyDhQfA-tH4Aw&ved=0CEIQsAQ&biw=1259&bih=823
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)
bit too bright for me, the pallette, not you!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Acid casualty art, it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I have one more big bag of mushrooms (circa 60) left
I don't whether to smash em in this weekend or not. Meant to be detoxing.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)
I had some last weekend.
The dose was too small for my tastes, but quite funny nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)
with these you need about 10 for tingles, 15-20 for a trip worth mentionigng

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)
It is interesting, but I'm not sure I want it in my living room.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Me neither.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Fantasy art
classy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)
You will not like any of her stuff then.
I like the big eyes, I just wish the cigarette was longer, who smokes tabs that low?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)
My sister.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)
bloody hell when it get's to about a cm from the filter I usually kill it.
different strokes and what not
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)
She's got eyes like Lady Penelope

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)
they all do
www.saschristian.com
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This boy needs help.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)
it's a lady

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This lady needs help.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1191872

See? I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)
huh?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Abuction victim.
The focus is the eyes, always the eyes, looking down at you out of the canvas from a dominant vantage point.

Classic stuff, dude. She probably wakes up screaming in the middle of the night with the fading half-memory of white rooms and medical experiments dying within her mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)
cool, I love her work, does that make me a mental too?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)
No, you just have poor taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)
pffft, we're both on here!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Fact!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)
As a fan, you should e-mail her.
Tell her that the eyes are just right, but the heads need to be bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Anything by Tony Hart
Morning all, how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Anything by Tony Hart
Morning all, how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)
So good you said it twice.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)
OMG! you're twins.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)
We are going to look silly if he deletes one.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)
I can handle it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)
It pays to make copies of posts involving Tony Hart
As they couldn't send any pictures you might have sent in back to you, he'd probably nick your comments as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Maybe he'll put it in the gallery
His health detriation and death was one of the few times a "celebrity's" death has saddened me.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Not sure what's going on here...must have double clicked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)
LIC's is currently tracking down the Hood Butter posting, he's fucking taking his time though

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1191862
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)
ha
ha


ha
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS HOOD-BUTTER POST EXISTS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)
I know nothing about what's going on

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)
.....and this is different how?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Good point

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Well, it's widely regarded as Marvin Gaye's magnum opus.
Released in 1971, it revealed a social consciousness absent in earlier - and indeed later - work. It was noted for its maturity and is seen by most critics as the high water mark of Gaye's talent.

Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Thank very much, all is now clear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)
i found this...
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post773538
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Hahaha I'd not read that before.
I posted my bit but never saw the replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)
We all love a good flounce

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)
i just searched his posts for "girlfriend" "supermodel" and "model"
but all came up blank, sadly.

then i found that. made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)
We should really invite him round for a question and answer thread
"Just what makes Hood Butter so much better than you"
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)
genetics?
or luck?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)
This weekend I'm, er..dunno
Did loads last weekend so I think we're having a weekend off.

Alt: I'd probably pick an original film poster design, something by Saul Bass or Drew Sturzan. It'd be a toss up between Anatomy of a Murder and The Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Original Bullitt poster or 2001
We have them both in work
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Ah, your work is cool
The only art on the walls at my work are those sodding Dilbert cartoons that the other IT geeks think are 'hilarious'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)
They are banned in our office
From my seat I can see Darth Vader
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)
From my seat I can see a Rushden & Diamonds supporter
I think you win this round
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)
"The force is strong in this one"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)
I was out on Wednesday night and last night
I'm out tonight and tomorrow night and then boozy Sunday lunch, I think i may be dead by monday
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)
It is a good way to go though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)
We can only hope...
hahahaha

Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)
he is such card isn't he!
and card i mean bastard and by bastard i mean cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)
^ Craig David's attempt to woo a more 'hardcore' fanbase

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)
any fanbase would work for Craig these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)
It is a permanent Sunday for Craig these days, it would seem

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)
I would have the original Starry Night, by Van Gogh.
I love his work - I have a large print of his "Almond Branches in Bloom" framed on my wall. LOVE it.

I've finished my essay, so basically my weekend is now freeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Am I the only one
that thinks Van Gogh's paintings look like the paint was applied with a head dobber?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)
a what?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)
Or "head wand"
assisttech.info/equipment/images/acupoint.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)
oh.
yes it's just you. I adore his stuff, and when I went to the museum in Amsterdam, there were hour long queues to get in to see his stuff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)
I bought my grandad a good book on Van Gogh
which detailed his life through all his paintings. Very good indeed. If I can find it, I could send you it?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)
I have a book from the gallery, and it has all his paintings too! Very kind of you though.
I'm sure when I'm back in england that I'll take you up on it. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Deal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I got asked toi leave that museum as I was as stoned as a badger
at 10am...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)
I did not ONCE get stoned while Amsterdam.
And upon accidentally finding the Red Light District, I left in an embarrassed hurry.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Rock and Roll

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)
hey, I'm shy and I don't really do drugs.
I don't really drink much either, unless it's with b3tans and I'm in London.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Up to you!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)
I just don't like the painting style, I guess.
Horses for courses.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)
are you channelling mr moat today?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Roal?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Thats Bella

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)
^ This is far wittier than is suggested by the attention it has received

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)
the guy who went on that shooting spree in england a while ago....

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Yeah him, why am i him?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Your sig perchance?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)
your sig??

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Oh! i forgot about that
It's actually a Queen lyric
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)
oh! Okay then.
so not about to go one a murderous psychotic rampage then...always a plus
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Not today Poppet, not today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.
Tonight, a touch of live heavy rock at the local I think. Sadly I shall be attracting odd looks by drinking G&T though (strictly for medical reasons, you understand).
Then, off to a BBQ hosted by a yarpie on Sat. You can say what you like about the kaffirs, they're pretty good at running a braai.
Recovering on Sunday seems like a fair bet.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Is this in another language?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Que?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Is this in another language?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I'm guessing braai is a BBQ. No idea about yarpie though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Native of Zerth Efrica.
Kaffir being a rather less *ahem* polite version of it ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I'd heard of kaffir
in a non lime leaf kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Oh, to be in a position where I could buy a bottle of gin for "strictly medicinal purposes."

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)
My Dad gave me a 20 year old bottle of Beefeater Gin last week
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)
Yeah.
You could buy one to prevent getting your face smashed in.

only joking
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Is that a subtle request for more gin, my dear?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)
I need it for medicinal purposes, just like Brian.
Yes. Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Drink it though, don't try to rub it in. That'd be alcohol abuse.
Right ... now off to drink booze, eat curry and tell bad jokes under the guise of raising some money for charidee, mates ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I won't be drinking it
I'll be fucking inhaling it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Have fun

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Catullus.
I got really excited because I could translate the first poem really well, remembered relevant notes and know it fairly well now.

Have now ground to a halt with 2 as I cannot for the life of me fathom part of it. Fucking impersonal verbs.
On the plus side, there's a long debate as to whether it's really about a sparrow or a dick, so you know.

Alt: I reckon a Michelangelo. I really like his sketches. I do like me some pre-Raphaelite pale languid women, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Raphael was the best turtle FACT

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I like Catullus.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I do enjoy him.
The one that begins with "come, hendecasyllables" is particularly good.

42, if you're interested. Do you know about Perseus?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)
I've decided to bugger off to the seaside* for a few hours this afternoon.
I've got everything done that I need to and a bit of fresh air and a walk sounds like just the ticket.

*Well, Weston-Super-Mare.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Go to brean! for a dooby and a paddle

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I might just do that Bob.
Either way, I'll bet getting a bag of chips, as this is the seaside LAW.

But there is no way I'm dipping my toes in that water.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)
I quite fancy some camping soon now you come to mention it.
you didn't mention it. My mind doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)
*calls Darth*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Darth is dead
I killed him. Was that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Not at all. Quite the opposite.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)
I hope he liked my hiphop stylee yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)
He will have loved it I'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Would it be wrong to post it onto his facebook wall?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I don't know what that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Think of it as graffiti

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I see. In which case might it not be a trifle unfair,
as his non-B3tan chums will see it? Might it not have potential work repercussions?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Good point
*posts*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Nice bullying technique.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)
We'll have it played at the funeral

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)
It's what he would've wanted.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)
He would have wanted Kylie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)
He would have wanted Jason

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:37, Reply)
too true, he never could resist a mullet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I feel like getting annihilated this evening but I am not going to.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I am having beer this evening
Lots of beer. I think Leffe Brun
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)
And gin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)
OK
'I am having beer this evening
Lots of beer. I think Leffe Brun'

How was that?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)
perfect

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)
New ladyfriend is at mine tonight, we're meeting some of her friends for drinks
Aside from that, zero plans.

Alt: Probably be Michelangelo's David, as it's the single most impressive piece of art I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Did this one manage to get a post in before you gaz'd her first?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)
She's not aware of this site, not yet anyway!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I saw one of these in the Brussels Museum of Modern Art
Roman Opa³ka's Oktogon

and it really made an impression on me. Plus I think it would look nice on the wall of my NEW APARTMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:39, Reply)
It SPEAKS to me
I dunno, I just like it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Unlike your sex dolls.
What a man of contradictions you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Just because YOU don't hear their filthy filthy mouths

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)
You're moving to America?
Or is it really A FLAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Pfft. Apparently a flat has a separate kitchen
and an apartment is open-plan so nerrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)
You mean bed-sit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)
What you have there is a studio flat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I mean 'bed-sit'.
You fucking vagrant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)
separate bedroom
un-separate kitchen. You mong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Best of luck with your condominium

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)
'Un-separate'?
Integrated? I may indeed be a mong but I am at least literate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)
It was a literary device to highlight the contrast with the bedroom
I will admit that while I thought there was a technical difference between a flat and an apartment, I'm probably wrong and apartment is just the American term for a flat.

And studio apartment is the American term for a bed-sit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

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