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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I woke up last Sunday night at 3am to find him* in my bedroom.
True story.



*not Rory
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Oh man! I need to get a drug dealer of my own.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Masturbating while watching you sleep?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I thought it was a dream when I woke up
but there is a pair of trainers in my room that aren't mine so it definitely happened.

My life really is that weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)
He woke up with crusty white residue on his face
he foolishly thought it was Charlie.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Rubbed it on his gums.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

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