Sad times on /OT
Why is it so shit at the moment? What should YOU be doing about it?

Alt: What should I be doing about it?

Alt alt: who would you most like to walk up to and smash right in the fucking face right now?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:18, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not doing anything about it, I'm shit at most things.
alt: you're an OT veteran and authority figure to some, maybe do your job and kick the shit out of these cunts?!
Not me though, I don't feel good.

alt alt: no one, I can barely walk as it is
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

There needs to be more nutters on here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

They're usually great to prod into apoplexy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Yes but good quality nutters.
Maybe we should all go on a conscription drive.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I'm down St. Ann's later on I'll see what I can do

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

St Annes near Blackpool?

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Chock full of top mentalists
www.nhs.uk/Services/Hospitals/Overview/DefaultView.aspx?id=2566
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Go on, see if you can get some loons on board.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

They've got loads of wards with caged facility areas, it's bloody brilliant down there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Are you an out-patient or visiting family?

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I'm a visiting non-mental
*taps nose*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Ahhh! a cleaner.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Rhinoplastician.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

It was without a doubt a joy to break Sexfaces nose once again before the reset

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I think I kind of saw something about that on talk.
Did someone actually clock him one?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

BD nutted SF for shagging his (pregnant at the time? citation needed) girlfriend = bust up nose

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Fackin' 'ell.
Real world dramaz.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Who is BD?

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

BraynDedd

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

hahahahahaha!
His girlfriend can't be much cop. (Yes I know about Lampers but she's awesome and just has self esteem issues).
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

He makes plastic rhinos?

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Yes, that's it, I'm secretly an NHS hospital cleaner
Thereby making me also black and unable to speak English with any level of competency.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

AH AM TRENNING TO BE AH NUSS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

^ This is horrifyingly close to the truth on 100% of the wards that I've been on

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

You're a doctor?
NO WAY!!!!!
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Yep, Dr Itor
First name Jan.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

OF LOVE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Well hello there!

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Ha! knew it.
I've done cleaning. Nothing wrong with it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

It'd be great if it wasn't for all the muck.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

is that why you laughed at my tale of woe
yesterday?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Yes : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Nope
Monty's dealer.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I woke up last Sunday night at 3am to find him* in my bedroom.
True story.



*not Rory
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Oh man! I need to get a drug dealer of my own.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Masturbating while watching you sleep?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I thought it was a dream when I woke up
but there is a pair of trainers in my room that aren't mine so it definitely happened.

My life really is that weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

He woke up with crusty white residue on his face
he foolishly thought it was Charlie.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Rubbed it on his gums.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Alt alt: for some reason, today it's Ringo Starr.
I'd love to punch him right in the fucking nose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

That's funny because
he's got a huge nose and you could punch it just by taking your hand out of your pocket.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

*dreams*
I really don't know why his face/name popped into my head, but now it has, I really, really want to do it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'm not sure, one of my friends especially is having a shit time currently
But due to her own selfish, retarded behaviour, she's managed to drive away 90% of her friends. Dimwitted bint.

Alt: Not taking drugs.

Alt alt: Currently, there's no-one. I find myself in a superb mood, and I'm not certain why...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Tell to get up off the floor, stop rolling around and sort her life out.

Alt: I meant to sort out /OT. I'm not sure that will help.

Alt alt: When a man is tired of facepunching he is tired of life. Dr Johnson said that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Not her, I've not spoken to her directly in months
Alt: Ahh, I see. Erm, bring back HSH threads? Haha

Alt alt: I'm not tired of it, the second my boss gets back into the office, no doubt my mood will change, but currently, it's all good!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Start sharpening something in preparation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I've got some wire cutters next to me, could definitely use them to lop off his toes
*plans*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

This is good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I was in a shit mood earlier
Two pints of Amstel and £80 dropped out of the fruit machine has improved my mood somewhat, as is finding out the aborted effort at sorting a site's issue last night I am getting paid for. I have had leftover steak pie and am now moving onto povvo noodles. I may have another cup of coffee soon

Alt: You should lighten up and tell the world about your feminine side

Alt Alt: Jeremy Kyle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Alt: I haven't got one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I'm not sure that me spending more time here would drive the quality up or down,
But having to keep my job, by producing work, has something to do with my lack of time here.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

You're ruining /OT. It's you.
You, with your 'job'. YOU'RE RUINING IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

If only I thought I could do it.
I probably would.

Left to my own devices, that is.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Are you a Pet Shop Boy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I was a bit heavy handed with the line.
No time for subtlety today.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Story of my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Well, I'm shutting down now.
Hope you all have good weekends. I'll see you all Monday.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

UR C3PO AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Bye!!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

You need to sort out your priorities chap.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Well, I'm at home today
Cleaning the pit up before I go away for the weekend with my partner.

So for once I have my priorities sorted. Mind you, I'm doing this instead of washing the kitchen down, so I'm still living on a knife's edge.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

This is the kind of info that will bring them back in their droves

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

And finally,
Fuck off the lot of you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Are you gay? Or old? Or do you holiday with people who have an equal ownership of your business>]

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I'm slowly but surely working my way through a fuckload of work.
I'll do a couple more then have a sandwich.

Alt: LUNCH THREADS YESSSSSSS

Alt alt: No one. I find Catullus endearingly pathetic.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I preferred Juvenal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Juvenal was pretty good.
Only read 3 and 10.

I asked before, have you heard of Perseus? Pretty useful, if you fancy doing a bit of old timey reading.
www.perseus.tufts.edu/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I wish I'd had this yesterday!
Bored to shit, I was. Thanks for the link - I hadn't heard of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Stop being all classical and clever you two.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

We can't help it, Biggles. It's the way Yahweh made us.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Everyone likes Catullus
I'm reading my way through Tacitus again at the moment :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

He can sod off
Turf at chest height wanker. How's exa,m prep?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

It's ok, I'm back, all is right with the world once more!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

*faints with excitement*

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

*performs unnecessary CPR*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

*pretends to not enjoy it*

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

*Hasslehoffs*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Oh Jesus shitting Christ.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

IT@S THE DOMINATOR !!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

You better believe it!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

AC/DC are planning a new tour
I'm so very happy about this news.

In other news, wibble and flibbertigibbet.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I wish I'd could make that much money from 3 riffs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

and change the status quo here?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Hahahha this is more like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I la-la-la-like it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

here we go

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

What you're proposing
is a Quo puns subthread?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Just wan(derer)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

what the fuck is "mnore" you jibbering retard
EDIT: FUCK YOU NINJA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Is that a question, you drooling spastic?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)

yes it is you gurning cretin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Never swear at a ninja, Nakers.
You will regret this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Ninjas, inventers of the body hugging burka

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

You gotta look good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

He's suddenly wearing clothes...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Are they really?
I thought we wouldn't get another one. That's excellent news.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Sorry it's the Not Music Express
but www.nme.com/news/acdc/56504
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I am much heartened by this news.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Me too
I was sure they wouldn't do another! Maybe we'll get another album out of them too?! Or maybe that much mooted greatest hits boxset.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)