Went and looked at my sleeping daughter and had a little cry. Sorry for uber-gay but true reply.
Alt: the only thing I gamble with is my health. I do not have a gambling bone in my body - I genuinely do not understand it. Bookies, casinos etc are hugely profitable businesses. That tells me all I need to know.

Alt alt: large breandeh please old stick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Awwwww
You big soft hairy twat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

The only time I get broody is when you go on about Leni.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I get a bit clucky when hanging-out with my mate's two-year old lad, he's great fun.
His mum's about to drop a little girl too, I'm gonna be a right soppy git when she arrives.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)

The only time I've even considered wanting a child
is when I saw the new VW Passat advert with the kid in the Darth Vader costume.

If I could guarantee an evil genius, I would contemplate it. Since I can't, you're welcome to them.
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I'm training two at the moment

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)