Yes, I've just never asked about their sex lives.
(Partly because, around the time they got married, I wasn't getting any myself, so it would have been a difficult subject to broach without making them worry that I might be about to suggest a threesome.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pffft.
Nah I think you're right above, although the classical view of married couples is a once-a-month ugly-bump I reckon there's a good chance it can be better than that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)

once a montyh, fucking hell, what are they animals!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Sloths

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

You've got me on the brain, you bent cunt
What the fuck is a 'montyh'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It is a scientific measurement of time in which you earn £2000 and spend £4000

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Oh you cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)

It's POTD, much as it pains me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Thank you kindly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)

He's certainly beginning to dominate that popular page
Apey: Take note
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I am most disappointed that either of these posts
haven't made it 4 in a row (or "Ape" as it is known)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Officewatersplutterlol
Exxxxxxxcellent
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)

librarygrin

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Plus, what kind of a weirdo asks their friends about their sex lives?
'So, how are things in the old sack? Good?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

This^
Getting it often there Monts? Apey?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

'Spunking up the old minge on a regular basis eh? Oh yeah? Tell me more!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Honestly, those vinegar strokes
Stroke is right - she has to act F.A.S.T.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)