Finally, my work computer accesses the fucking internet
Too late for me to witness all the hilarity, it seems. Went to an osteopath this morning and found there a magazine called "Wanderlust". No word of a lie. There was a picture of an elephant on the front. I took umbrage on your behalf, Monty, and smashed the place up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am sure the fact that you didn't have internet access
and it was a day of unprecedented entertainment are not in any way linked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I am a source of great entertainment, thank you
Removing me from B3ta is like playing darts with the bullseye removed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

dance for us, jester!
while we throw turnips of gayness at you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I love turnips
Even if they're wearing pink latex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

gold larme turnips
with tutus and flappy bumholes or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Good lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:58, Reply)