May I just say
that there has been some absolutely cracking work put in this afternoon? I would like to give you all* a big round of internet applause for raising a couple of real-life LOLzorZ from me.

Thank you all very much indeed.


*Apart from NakedApe because he is a fucking spastic. I mean, seriously. What a Deacon. I heard he buys his shoes in threes because he always flips one in the sea. I heard Janet Ellis built a ramp at his bungalow. I heard Simon Groom cried at his funeral. I heard he has to have his mate around as a translator to explain when he wants a biscuit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:43, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i missed it
can I have a summary please?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

too much my Queen
too much
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

it was that eventful?
who flounced? who admitted to shagging someone else on here? whatdid you do to some poor random noob?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

when are these things not happening

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Nah it's just been funny banter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

It has indeed
Many a lol was officed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

That's 'funny banter', not 'fanny batter'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

The 'Belladonna Memorial 'Roll' of Honour' today features:
Sporty
Rory
Swipelock Holmes
Kroners
EDIT Wet Ham Man RIP
...and many more.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I don't understand this meme either.
I miss so much, what with being asleep when you all are in your prime.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

You slept through 1987-93?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

God, you're old.
Which Grail did you drink from, again?
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

By my early 20s it was all over for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

now he's just a dried out husk that can barely move
except to twist his head slightly and hit the keys with his head dobber
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

what people on their period?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY PERIOD
OK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

....
...*backs away*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

i don't understand and its making me unhappy >:(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

bella once
described too much about her period
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

and the 'roll' thing was Rory
who suggested that all she did was roll about on the floor for a living, or something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

It makes little to no sense
But is, for some reason, bloody funny.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

NB That's "bloody funny"
Not "bloody fanny" as discussed above.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Well, we are talking about Bella.

( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

OT had a shakey start this morning, Monty
I actually did some work. On a Friday. Poor show.
( Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

The last day or two have been shakier than Shakin' Stevens
the morning after a night on the epic lash. With Parkinson's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

welll don't forget to save some of the good stuff
for weekends, evenings and half term
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I don't know, something tells me Parky would be a lousy drinking partner

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

'I swear to God Parky if you mention Jamie Cullum one more fucking time I will run you through'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Right, I'm off for pizza
Good evening my Internet otter chums
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Finally, my work computer accesses the fucking internet
Too late for me to witness all the hilarity, it seems. Went to an osteopath this morning and found there a magazine called "Wanderlust". No word of a lie. There was a picture of an elephant on the front. I took umbrage on your behalf, Monty, and smashed the place up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I am sure the fact that you didn't have internet access
and it was a day of unprecedented entertainment are not in any way linked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I am a source of great entertainment, thank you
Removing me from B3ta is like playing darts with the bullseye removed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

dance for us, jester!
while we throw turnips of gayness at you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I love turnips
Even if they're wearing pink latex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

gold larme turnips
with tutus and flappy bumholes or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Good lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:58, Reply)