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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Detox not going well
Stoned off my tits
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Good work!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Alrigt bro
Rovers are rubbish but so are spurs
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I'm so spannered it is beyond comprehension.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)
*tries to comprehend*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Blousie.
Will you wake me up for the grand prix, with a coffee and some toast and marmite?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Ok hon!
What time?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I don't know.
*Sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Daft bugger!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I'm going to get an early night Blousie.
I'll leave a stray leg out, warming your side of the bed, feel free to move me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Ok but any cider farts and I'm on the sofa.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I'm off the apples.
I have been for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I'm watching Iron man.
It's bloody good.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I've just watched the news.
I'm now drunk and listening to the Macc Ladds
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Second one's excellent too.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)
swipelolz
e o
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Hahaha you are allowed a strikethrough pass for that puerile poo-gag.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Weed's hardly 'tox' in my book.
Don't sweat it, big guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)
+ very (before big)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)
'm gonna kick you in the nuts!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)
If you kicking me in the nuts involves a run up of any sort.
I consider myself safe.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Run up? It's not a cartoon!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)
What the fuck are you doing here?
Evening
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)
He's hanging with his homies.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I'm looking after my daughter and doing some work while she's asleep.
I was going to take her to Spitalfields City Farm in the morning but her grotty Kentish grandparents took her today, the fucking serf wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)
At least you've got her.
The pub I was in earlier was full of red-top newspapers. I didn't make much of the page 3 girl...

Maddie someone or other.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Phwooarrr

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I don't know at what point this lass became famous, but she looked quite young.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)

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