I've been standing here, bent over for a good ten minutes now.
And so far, no one has tried to ram a picture of you looking like a mong up my arse.

A prime example of broken britain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

what a charming image

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Witty and charming?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

not that fucking bad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Look.
If you're not going to shove that picture up my arse, can you just say.

I'm getting back-ache from being bent over.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)

well i have to go down to the library now
so you can just wait there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Get a bloody room you two.
This is like Moonlighting.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 May 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Moonlighting was shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

You'll be ages.
Fuck it. I'm pulling my under-crackers back up and I'm going to watch 'The Cube' with Pip Schofield.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I was most disappointed when I saw that The Cube was on telly
I thought they were showing that film The Cube. Not that I watch films really, but if I did, I think I would watch that one at least half way through.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)