Damn! Why are there only 2 days in this weekend?
I'm making my random burn Cd cover, but I don't know that to put on it, any ideas?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:22, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

they all seem to like breasts...
i wish my office put the aircon on, on sundays. i am sweltering here :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Put a fan on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

you're full of helpful advise
thought of starting a column?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I should totally do that.
What would you like help with Captain?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

cleaning out the guinea pig cage
or how I can get the plug on the dustbuster charger to be closer to a surface I can put the damn thing on.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I don't really understand the dustbuster problem, so I can't really pass comment on that.
But I will say that a nice cup of tea and maybe a biscuit makes a lot of things better.

So, go and put the kettle on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

guinea pigs clean
house needs tidying of sawdust and hay, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You live in a stable.
You live in a stable.
You live in a stable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

i'm begining to think I do
I hoover, it scares the pigs, they kick more sawdust and hay out of their cage. silly pigs.

an unstable stable maybe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

You need a new crib
(for a bed)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

they are banned around these here parts
seriously. along with plants, microwaves and christmas tree lights.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

So you work with some of the finest legal minds in the country
But you are collectively deemed too stupid to be able to warm up a Ginsters of a lunchtime.

And what have your company got against plants as well?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

we aren't allowed microwaves
but that's because the media lecturer in our staff room set off the smoke alarm by leaving a potato in one for ages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

smell is the main reason
and also plants attract insects etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Ah, but if they had the air-con switched on, the air would be filtered so there would be no smell.
And as for plants attracting insects, surely the air the plants produce is far better for your working environment than the slight possibility of a fly landing on a desk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

maybe I could work some puns in there
get a pair of blue tits on the front
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

You could have some fun with a clever play on CD/Seedy

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I went to see the film Thor, which was very enjoyable.
The house sparkles after my cleaning frenzy and my lovely dad has fixed the blockage in my bathroom sink. Enough hair came out to stuff a beanbag.
( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Thor.
What is it good for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:12, Reply)

the same as jeffthedogfucker?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Don't encourage her.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:42, Reply)

A landscape painting of your minge
everyone likes the personal touch, maybe stick some pubes to it as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Chuck in a couple of used jamrags as well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:20, Reply)

who is the woman who actually does paint with that shit?
it's quite horrendously horrific.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Dunno, several no doubt, it's easy 'shock' stuff to do; there's some cunt who does plastercasts of minges
How groundbreaking. I'll have to submit my crusty spunky tissues to the Tate as part of my 'forever alone' installation piece
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I'd buy that.
It speaks to me.
( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)

If only you were Charles Saatchi
I'd fleece that cunt built on my portmanteau of psychobabble. The Turner Prize awaits this innovative Promethean art terrorist.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Get a pair of knickers and embroider the word cunt on them in every language and call the work 'nearer to God'.

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:42, Reply)

You can tell I've been to art school, can't you.

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

See below
I'm a genius
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

'Closer my God than thee'
A sloppy abortion in a jar
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

You certainly have a talent for this shit.

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I'll e-mail that Saatchi cunt
I'm after his Jew gold
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:47, Reply)

this would paint such a sad lonely picture
if only i didn't know that you just use a sock or a pair of your mum's pants
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I'm an art terrorist

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:39, Reply)

you know stuff about property law
i'll trade you: three blow-jobs per lease if you come around to my office and finish this goddam report?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Man, I was King of the Commercial Property law class, I owned those bitches
I'm finishing up work though, and yet again missed going to the match :( Still 19th title and all that.

PLUS GIGGS IS THE INJUNCTION FOOTBALLER, or so I bin told
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

this is indeed good news
but it is not helping me stuck here til gone midnight.

gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:52, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:54, Reply)

this is a lie
you never ever gaz me any more

*cuts self*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:59, Reply)

You're not treating him mean enough.
Guys dig that stuff.
( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:01, Reply)

i am fairly mean to him
but overall i am far too nice and sweet to be mean to anybody...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Me too : (

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:03, Reply)

you are a visionary artist, sir

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:29, Reply)

a picture of your tits?
/predictable answer blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I would suggest you put a picture of you belming.

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:33, Reply)

this would actually make me laugh a lot
but it comes back to bite you in the peachy arse.

i made the colossal mistake of belming at my brother when he had a camera. now he has a lovely framed photograph of me. you know, one of those soppy clinton cards frames with captions. it says...

SPECIAL SISTER

i hate him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:35, Reply)

hahaha
your brother gets points for that one, fair play
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:36, Reply)

it's very very annoying!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Haha!
I bet he has it in full few of all visitors too.
( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Maybe you aren't actually bleming and he thinks he has captured the 'real' you.
Or maybe it is just the best picture of you he has seen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

or maybe, if you bend over
i can stick it right up your hairy marmite love tunnel. broken glass and all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:52, Reply)

hehehe!

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)

it's certainly silenced jeff!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I've been standing here, bent over for a good ten minutes now.
And so far, no one has tried to ram a picture of you looking like a mong up my arse.

A prime example of broken britain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)

what a charming image

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Witty and charming?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

not that fucking bad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Look.
If you're not going to shove that picture up my arse, can you just say.

I'm getting back-ache from being bent over.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)

well i have to go down to the library now
so you can just wait there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Get a bloody room you two.
This is like Moonlighting.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 May 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Moonlighting was shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

You'll be ages.
Fuck it. I'm pulling my under-crackers back up and I'm going to watch 'The Cube' with Pip Schofield.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I was most disappointed when I saw that The Cube was on telly
I thought they were showing that film The Cube. Not that I watch films really, but if I did, I think I would watch that one at least half way through.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)

mine last year was great
it was a dog wearing a bandana and the cds themselves had little drawings by me of dogs dreaming of bones
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)