I don't care.
My Joey Deacon book has arrived from America.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:54, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you going to read it to yourself using his voice?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Yes I am.
Aloud, on the tube.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

That should get you a seat by yourself.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I was thinking it was going to get me 'some pussy', actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)

That all depends upon how animated your tongue looks.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

And if they're in the market for a barely-worn size 9 shoe in the face.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

haha!
Class
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

My brother is a fucking legend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Is it a biography?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Autobiography, written with his translator mate.
I should imagine it took quite a while.

It's a US hardback edition called 'Joey: an unforgettable story of human courage' - my brother's UK paperback version's called 'Tongue Tied: 50 years in a subnormality hospital' which I think is slightly more racy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I remember his translator mate from Blue Peter.
50 years in care? Bloody hell.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Yeah what a fucking spastic, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

That's the difference in transatlantic attitudes right there.

( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

No. Joey offer his view on the coalition government from beyond the grave.
Additionally, it includes his, as yet, undelivered pitch to Dragons' Den for his new retail outlet 'the spare shoe'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You are a fucking mong and for that reason I am out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

*dribbles*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Hahahah
'Joey explains his controversial plans to create a land bridge with France, made entirely of size 9 Hush Puppies'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Project named
'Operation Dover Sole'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Jesus Christ why do I find this funny? I am so ashamed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Cheer yourself up by making a highly flammable advent wreath.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

twocoathangerlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Thanks for playing
Or did you reply up there under a pseudonym?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)