Monday's child is red and spotty,
Tuesday's child won't use the potty.
Wednesday's child won't go to bed,
Thursday's child will not be fed.
Friday's child breaks all his toys,
Saturday's child makes an awful noise.
And the child that's born on the seventh day
Is a pain in the neck like the rest, OK!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:02, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh sooo much better

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go,
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child who is born on the Sabbath Day
Is bonny and blithe and good and gay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I prefer the Colin McNaughton version

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I think someone should have a go at updating it further.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

done

( Peej, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I did once chew through the cable on the back of our Sega Master System, so I suppose that counts as breaking toys...
EDIT: Is won't?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Copied and pasted

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I think it needs updating
Mondays child is a fucking twat
Tuesdays child is massively fat
Wednesdays child is a miserable cunt
Thursdays child is an ugly munt
Fridays child fucked his sister
Saturdays child is a rectum fister
but the child that's born on the sabbath day
is a bastard, paedo, rapist, OK?
( Peej, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Are you insinuating I am Bert?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Yes
Fuck off Bert.
( Peej, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Damn you!
*shakes fist*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:32, Reply)

*applauds*
*fists rectum*
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)