If you're calling on the support of the gay boring clique I'm pretty sure that you're the only member

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Maybe so
But my clique is more socially acceptable than the painfully deluded sister-molesting cuntwipe clique
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I must have missed the denouement
where this NakedApe was revealed as the imposter. How did we get to this conclusion?
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:50, Reply)

We didn't per se
But who else is it going to be?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

i too can smell bert
bert bert bert.

i think the whole of b3ta is 10 users and 89990 bert accounts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

This is too entertaining a prospect for me to let it lie
Who are the ten original accounts then? This is like BSG. Be warned; whoever you accuse of creating me as a proxy account is going to rip your head off and shit down your neck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'm not Bert
And nor's my wife.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Hahaha
Alright mate, seems like ages. How've you been?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Alright thanks, and you?
Not been on here much.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Good cheers, but for football reasons which I won't bore you with
So you've either landed Rotersand tickets or are just listening to them a lot?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Just listened to that song quite loud
Only popped on here briefly to see what this NakedApe nonce-sense is all about.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It's unclear as yet
The smart money is still on NakedApe being Bert, but how come the original gave up his nick is unclear. What we need is some kind of forensic detective
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Preferably a forensic detective with time on his hands
Unlike this one :/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Now, now, Labs, priorities
Those criminals can wait. This is BERT.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)

That bit is easy, i was drunk and chatting to Crunchy
who has been promoted from professor to princess, so I promoted myself to professor.

What's odd is that all other varients of this nick with capitals are taken...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)

So the new NakedApe is someone who lurks and waits for an opportunity to hide in plain sight
BERT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)

who cares?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Well, I do.
Derp.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

To clarify:
professor nakedape is the same guy who gazzed me a couple of weeks back, so unless someone has nicked his login, that's the real NakedApe. Why he allowed someone to nick his name and who that someone is are less clear.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

That's good to know treacle, why are you telling me?

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)