I'm one step ahead of you in that I have had this idea but have also named it:
'THE CABER'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You just want a homemade 'bender in a bun'
Wimpylolz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

'Wimpy - YOU GET A PLATE!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)

And the option of a wholemeal bun.
'Taking the fun out of your birthday treat'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I WANT A WIMPY!
I think they still exist in some places. I mean...knives and forks with your burger! awesome! cutlery I can ignore ftw
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

see below

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:43, Reply)

The last time I had a Wimpy was at some motoway service station.
It wasn't great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)

it wasn't great...
...it was a nostalgic taste sensation...?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

It was expensive and shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:08, Reply)

There's a Wimpy here in North Finchley.
Mind you they probably still have powdered eggs and sweet rationing round here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

oh, so there
is something good about london, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

There is nothing good about North Finchley. Nothing at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

but..but...
wimpy!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I'm sure they were the fast-food-joint-of-choice
For the discerning Irish terrorist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

What would your order be Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I have no idea, can't remember what they did. I can just remember the one that was in
Nantwich and things all being in red and white and having too much salt on things. I think I went to a wimpy birthday party or two, as well.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'll order for you.
Hello. Yeah. Can I have a bender in a bun for Crunchy. The same again for Monty. And, err, can then have a couple of those paper hats as well.

Thanks.... No, takeaway I'm afraid, they need to get back on the Sunshine bus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I cannot believe I've got the Deacon book Jeff.
I keep getting it out and having a look.

THEN I LOOK AT THE DEACON BOOK AHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

It took Joey's mate years to write it.
How many pages does it run at?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:08, Reply)

About 45 I think.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 18:34, Reply)

There could be Wimpy theme park here and it would still be utter faeces.
It's so fucking dull.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Wimpy World.
*Coming to a sink estate near YOU*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:09, Reply)