best burger in town
but probably best to eat in, because 9 times out of 10 they're not cooked all the way through when you go through the drive thru
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So it's the best burger in town.
But if you're in a rush, you'll get food poisoning.

Sounds like a winner to me!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)

It's a nice place to go when you're not in a rush. If you're in a rush best get to McDonalds.
You're going to have at least a ten minute wait every time you go to Spelunkers.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Or you could just get up a bit earlier and make your own lunch.
looking at the menu though, it looks quite cheap there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I could but I could also sleeeeeeeeeep
usually I go for left overs but there wasn't anything left over that was soft enough to eat
tonight I shall buy zucchini and carrots and cook those and have them tomorrow, maybe some pita and hummous
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA
www.spelunkerscustard.com/images/stories/valley_scene.pdf

That kid who looks like a mong has the surname GLASSCOCK.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Hehehe!

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I'll bet his life is hell and the only reason he hasn't killed himself is that his parents have to take him
For 'Spelunker’s Frozen Custard' on a regular basis.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Glasscock
it's a regular name here
he's probably got rotten teeth
poor chap never had a chance
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)

What other regular names are there stateside?
Brickcunt
Masonryminge
Paintedpenis

I demand answers!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)

There was a guy on the radio a few years ago
Who did a feature finding amusing American names.

My favourite was Randy Bender.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Randy Bumgardener

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Some REAL TRUTH here
I used to have some dealings with Scania commercial.

The main man was called Jurgen Dogmuck.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:38, Reply)

hmmm....we've got a lot of smiths and jenkins and williams
oh and glasscocks of course
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Aw man I should be living in America now.
It would have been a laugh a minute.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)